“It is raining common sense outside, but you hold an umbrella.”

Text post recounting a story of an army friend discussing basic training; a recruit asked so many questions that they had to carry a potted plant to replace wasted oxygen

Pop Base tweet about Kamala Harris becoming the first Black and Asian American woman to lead a major political party ticket, with responses by CartiersSaint and lyssah_a

A large cut tree resembling an animal face is posted online with comments discussing if it looks like a dog, pig, or other creatures

Text image with a humorous post about struggling with subtraction, followed by a comment pointing out a misspelling

Bathroom sign with humorous design: two stick figures of people sitting on the toilet with different positions, escalating urgency. Social media comments reflect amusement

Tweet by @JojuJoestar that reads: "it is raining common sense outside but you hold an umbrella." The tweet has 70 comments, 639 retweets, 15.9K likes, and 218K views

A foil-covered dish labeled "LAZANIYA WITH CHEESE" is shown, with a Facebook comment below joking that the lasagna has Kraft singles on top

"What did you cook that under? A heated argument?"

"What did the 2 say to the 9"

"I completely understand if this is too sensitive or too personal of a question, so feel free not to answer, but were you homeschooled by a pigeon?"

"Fact that he's not going for just looks anymore means that you taught him a valuable lesson."

"So who's the lucky guy?"

"I illegally streamed this and still have buyers remorse"

"Yeah unfortunately I needed something that wasn't only good for maybe 3 or 4 pumps."

"You seem like the type of person that puts toilet paper on the dispenser backwards, then wipes from front to back and tosses it into the trash."

"my dream career is to work in a chocolate factory."

"you're the exact reason the rest of us wanna stay home"

"Wisdom pursues you, however, you have always been able to run faster."

"I am my own boss, you wet wipe."

"I hear they're getting together for unseasoned chicken and white rice tonight…"

Pizza splitting tech: always flip a lucky. User @spencers_tweets shares a half-burnt pizza. Commenter finds it awful. Latter tweet: "if you died nothing in my life would change."