1.Sharon Osbourneoncetold a storyabout firing her assistant after a house fire.
After they evacuated the burning home, she insisted her assistant return inside to save their dogs and paintings.
“He did get the dogs, and the fire engines arrive.
They came, and they had this oxygen for the assistant.
I took the mask, and I put it on my dog.”
I think I am going to have damaged lungs."
“We decided that we wanted to have children together, and it was just time.
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It is a lot of work, especially after a little bit of sangria,” he laughed.
Pascal got the part.
5.Similarly, Margot Robbiesaidshe kissed Brad Pitt inBabylonbecause she wanted to.
I’m just gonna go for it.'"
You just wanna kiss Brad Pitt.'
And I was like, ‘Oh, so sue me.
This opportunity might never come up again.'"
In 2012, Segeljokedof writing the sex scenes, “There is some advantage to writing the stuff.
“He was like, ‘That’s a marshmallow.
That’s a child.
That’s a dog.’
It wasn’t mean he just seemed confused.
The vibe was very much like, ‘Do I want to f it?
Is it wearing a… Yep, it’s wearing a tuxedo.
I’m going to go back to my cellphone.’
More like don’t look down the barrel of Alec Baldwin’s shotgun.”
He’s probably like, ‘When the fuck are we gonna get to Malibu, bitch?'”
The joke only served to make Handler look racist.
10.Thomas Middleditch has told some questionable stories about his experience “swinging” with his wife.
I just like it.
“I was in a band.
I wasn’t into her, but my friend was.
I said, ‘Hold on a second, I’ve gotta go brush my teeth.’
It was dark, I left the room, and I sent in my friend who looked like me.
You don’t have to educate me.”
“Thirty seconds after the hang, just hardcore pornography.”
Healy corroborated the story, saying, “You’re not exaggerating.
It was 30 seconds, like, you guys were still waiting outside.
She came back in; I was already flustered.
“And what if he were to discover he was actually straight?
I would have saved him from a life of dysfunctional penetration.
Literally my vagina would have been his road to salvation!”
Brie called the whole thing a failure, though she’s apparently still friends with the man.
“I made an assumption that she was an inexperienced, unsophisticated young woman.
That first day, I was like, ‘Oh, what are your dreams?'”
After making the joke, “She left the table.
I said, ‘Come on, that’s a joke!
I say it in the movieStuck on You!'”
