You will leave this post with newfound confidence.

A screenshot of a text conversation displaying a humorous and confused morning greeting with typos and an apology at the end

"I went clubbing with a girl today."

"Onlyfans is for fun"

"Did I upset you?"

Facebook post stating "SINGLE!! Copy and paste. Whoever heart reacts wouldn't mind dating you," with various reactions and emojis

Screenshot of a social media comment recounting a personal story of unexpected movie theater experience

"Obsessed with making money"

Sign with humorous "Rules for Dating My Son" including protective and exaggerated statements from a parent's perspective

Text messages discussing someone pretending to work harder than they do, with an accidental inappropriate message sent

Conversation screenshot where one person suggests breaking up with a boyfriend for their friend, then is curious who the friend is

"My wife named our son after her first love and I had no idea"

Screenshot of a tweet

"Cause u need to see how much I got so u can act appropriately"

"why do you care so much"

"When i look into the mirror i see a boy not a man"

"damn alright sorry lmao"

"Nothing more attractive than self-defeat and no confidence"

"only to you"

"Who is this?"

"i could actually treat you better"

"Why are you talking to me?"

"I need to put my two weeks in."

"TO BE CONTINUED…"

"Angela screamed falling to her knees"