We all do weird stuff sometimes, especially when we think we’re alone.
Here’s what people had to say:
1.
“I had a roommate when I was in my early 20s who got deep into a pyramid scheme.
Comedy Central / Viayoutube.com—u/pure-pessimism
Anyway, one day I come home on break and he doesn’t know I’m there.
I hear talking coming from his bedroom.
He basically lost all his friends and money for years due to that stupid cult pyramid scheme.
He eventually got out when the guy who brought him in started fucking his girlfriend.
He’s still kind of weird.”
u/dusty_trendhawk
3.
“I woke up to find my roommate at his drawing desk wearing boxer shorts on his head.
I didn’t broach the matter at first.
‘Dave, you’ve got boxer shorts on your head.’
When I repeated myself, he suddenly went, ‘Oh, shit, shit!’
and tore them off his head, blushing.
u/magicspa
4.
“It’s me.
I’m the roommate.
I thought I was at the house by myself.
ThatKey and Peeleskit ‘East vs West Bowl’ had just come out and the names were hilariously catchy.
Davoin Showerhandel was stuck in my head, and I couldn’t get it out.
I just started shouting it out loudly again and again and again.
That was until I heard my roommate burst out laughing in the living room.
He had been quietly reading a book for like two hours.”
u/pure-pessimism
5.
Her mom ended up paying after we threatened a court filing.
u/paidjannie
6.
“I left to go snowboarding.
Got about 20 minutes down the road and realized I left my pass in my other jacket.
He was using a Dremel tool to strip the paint off his bicycle.
I was like, WTF????
He said, ‘Gonna repaint my bike.’
I dont think he ever finished that project.”
u/parking_war_4100
7. u/vegan_voorhees
9.
“I don’t have a roommate, but I have parents.
I heard my mom in the kitchen like she was on a cooking show.
Not talking to anybody.
She looked up when saw me and said ‘What?’
like it was normal.
Um, nothing…”
u/quinn4111
10.
“Caught my roommate talking to a potted plant for 20 minutes while watering it, calling it Mr. “My first college roommate came back from the bathroom with a huge roll of toilet paper.
Walks to the mini-fridge and gets a can of spray cheese.
I really wish I was making this up.
Dude was fucking weird.”
u/fiendfuzz
12.
“Making a diorama of a scene from the bookFahrenheit 451out of milk cartons from the dining hall.”
u/hysteria878
13.
“Me and my best bud lived together for a year, basically spending the whole year stoned.
I see his door is closed, but orange flickering lights were coming from under the door.
Hes standing above them holding a video camera.
‘The fuck are you doing?’
This is gonna be the best short film ever!'
‘…Whats it called?’
u/other-marketing-6167
15.
“My roommate eats dinner in the dark.
We call it dark dinner.”
u/traumaward
16.
“I walked in on my roommate sitting on my bed, taking pictures of my things.
We later found out she had a blog about us (my other roommate and I).
She gave us nicknames, made fun of us, and posted pictures of our things.
It was super mean and really weird.”
“Serenading the refrigerator.
Not really, though that is what it looked like.
He played the guitar a lot.
He’d wander around the house playing his guitar.
u/khendron
18.
“One of my roommates in college used to eat onions like an apple.
Just take whole ass bites out of it, skin and all.
Sometimes, hed put ketchup on it.”
u/deathcoreonly
19.
“I hear her giggle every time she poops.”
u/luckykrumpets
21.
The thing is, he never actually trained in any martial arts.
