He had her retrieve his cellphone and keys from his room.
The groom also went on the honeymoon trip with his mom."
“My roommate was a bass player in a wedding band for 11 years.
After the commotion died down, the bride’s father paid the band anyway.”
u/y0umadbr0
2.
“A good friend of mine was getting married to a guy we all liked.
He was a strict Catholic, refused to have sex before marriage, and always went to confession.
I was a bridesmaid, and my husband was the Best Man.
When the priest said, ‘Is there anyone who objects to this wedding?
The priest chuckled and began to talk again.
She’s pregnant with my baby!’
Turns out my ex-friend was having sex with the groom’s cousin.
Her fiance was livid.
u/bekahbv
3.
“My own wedding got called off mid-ceremony.
I had just finished saying my own vows before being arrested by local police on an assault/domestic violence charge.
(I beat up my almost brother-in-law for stealing my car.
FWIW, he punched me in the face first, but that doesn’t matter in my state.)
There are many negative consequences to having your wedding day ending like that beyond the obvious.
I have never been able to repair my relationship with her family.”
u/HollaPeno
4.
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5.
It is now 2 p.m.
The ceremony was supposed to be at 3 p.m. Let’s go get smashed and say good riddance, baby.'
The real kicker, though?
The ceremony meantnothinglegally it was just the worst way he could have ended the relationship.
All in all, it was an epic fallout that he deserved, thankfully.
It was quite the day.”
u/tstandsfortrouble
6.
The wedding was stopped, and everyone disbanded so the families could deal with the tragedy."
u/writenroll
7.
“I was at a wedding in Niagara where the groom and groomsmen showed up for the photos HAMMERED.
Then the mother of the bride reams out the asshole groom.
“My brother was one of the groomsmen at a friend’s wedding.
Everything was all set for a beautiful summer wedding.
However, the bride-to-be was having doubts.
I swear you’re free to’t make this shit up.
He talks with his best friend, and he reluctantly agrees.
She talks with her best friend, and she reluctantly agrees.
Everybody’s in (no pun intended).
Here’s where shit goes down.
Great guy, the paralyzed would-be groom.
My brother and I play pick-up with him once or twice a month at the local rec center.
(My brother was not the best man, FYI.)
I think she’s married and has shat out a kid or two.”
u/spacedude86
9.
“Not me, but my grandfather.
They came back about ten minutes later and called the wedding off.
My grandfather and I used to enjoy hypothesizing about what the bride’s father could have said.”
u/RadagastTheTurtle
10.
“I was to be married on March 4, 2003.
We had everything paid for already.
… We shot the cake that night.”
u/axionj
11.
“I was a bridesmaid.
u/SFbaimei
12.
They gave him CPR in front of everyone, but he died right there.
It was hugely traumatic (obviously) a lot of the waiting staff had to have trauma counseling.
We all learned to appreciate life better after that night.”
u/urtext
13.
Then the groomsmen showed up with the groom, who was still fucked up from the night before.
The groom threw up on the altar when he got up there.
The wedding was called off, and the two never married.
u/countrytime
14.
“I’ve been to one wedding where the bride bolted about 20 min before the ceremony.
She asked everyone to leave the room she was getting ready in, saying she needed a minute.
He had her retrieve his cellphone and keys from his room.
The groom also went on the honeymoon trip with his mom..
sooooo…yeah.”
“My best friend was getting married to his high school sweetheart.
They show up together a couple of hours before the ceremony.
You’re not getting married today.'
She called him two weeks later, apologizing.
That was eight years ago, and he’s still screwed up over it.”
u/soylent_absinthe
16.
“I went to a wedding in Tuscany.
They rented a villa to have the wedding at.
He got pretty smashed afterward, but the social grace with which he handled it was remarkable.”
u/solderat90
17.
After 13 months of dating.
Now she had divine guidance for dating his friends.”
u/rigakrypto
18.
“My mom was engaged to a guy before my Dad and stood him up at the altar.
Mom left a guy heartbroken because she wouldn’t have a ginger kid.
Then I married a ginger.”
u/chronorunner
19.
Yeah, that didn’t happen.
u/Dawgpdr07
20.
“Two friends of mine were getting married.
They planned to tie the knot in Edinburgh and booked a church, hotel, reception, etc.
Basically, he liked being single.
He would get home, play hiscomputer games, and go and watch some GAA games at the weekend.
He was happy doing his own thing and didn’t want that to change.
He disappeared the morning of the wedding and hasn’t been seen since that was two years ago.
He has never apologized for what he did.”
He admitted he had felt that way for several months but didn’t have the guts to tell her.
Still, it turned out okay.
u/MmmmBisto
21.
We’re from Australia, and they wanted to have a wedding inLas Vegas.
“The bride then proceeded to freak out and didn’t sign the paper.
She just said, ‘I can’t do this,’ and ran out.
u/thorns92
22.
“My dad stood my mom up at the altar.
I had already been born (I was about two years old).
The wedding was in mid-swing at my godparents' home.
The guests were in their seats and all, but my dad just never showed up.
My parents stayed together for another six years; they separated when I was eight.”
u/tothebatcave
23.And finally…“A friend of mine rapidly developed a relationship with a girl.
She was ok but proposing and marrying two months after the first meeting seemed way too quick for me.
The guy’s main reasoning was, ‘Everyone should marry…why not right now?’
My friend was way too nervous, so I expected some minor f*k-ups.
He escaped the ceremony right in front of everyone somehow, he realized he shouldn’t get married.
u/3dom
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