If these kids were milk, they’d be curdled and stinking to high heaven.

Here are their wildest stories:

Some entries were also taken fromthisReddit thread.

“This couple has two daughters that refuse to eat school lunch or bring a lunch from home.

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“A friend of mine from high school was filthy rich thanks to her stepdad.

She constantly bitched and whined because her parents refused to move out of the primary suite of their mansion.

Bright green sports car with open door in driveway, captioned "I wanted yellow :( parents suck"

She felt she deserved it because the attached walk-in closet and bathroom were bigger than hers.

To reconcile this, she had her parents pay to redecorate her room every single year.

u/RedPlanIt

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Question about legality of chores under the 13th Amendment

I sat beside her in health class, and she cried because it wasn’t the Lexus she wanted.

It turns out she ‘accidentally’ crashed and totaled it that day.

She then drove the new car she actually wanted to school the next day.”

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“A different kid in my class got a Tesla for his 16th.

At the time, they were new and obscure.

He used to get out of his car and watch it park itself total show-off.”

Child in riding helmet stands next to a horse in a stable

“I was a housekeeper for a very wealthy family with four kids.

They flew the entire family to Florida and hired a videographer to film him swimming with the manatees.

This was just a weekend trip; they were back Sunday afternoon.

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I mean, they could have just gone to the library.”

“My boss bought his 14-year-old daughter a yogurt shop in Aspen because she is ‘entrepreneurial.’

“I live in the Hamptons.

Two images side by side: Left shows a hand with a bandaged wrist and the text "sprained my wrist"; right shows an expensive wristwatch and the text doc says to apply ice"

As a teen, I worked as a valet, caterer, you name it.

I’ve seen pretty much everything.

One story that stands out is from my father, who ran an alarm company.

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She finished and yelled from inside the bathroom for the housemaid to wipe her clean.

Apparently, this wasn’t a one-off event.

It was protocol at the house.

To this day, I’m appalled.”

A week after her epic tantrum, she got a brand-new Land Rover.

She tells her parents it was stolen and gets a Mercedes G-Wagon replacement.

Oh well, she had two cars at school for the next two years.”

u/onekrazykat

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Ironically enough, she ended up legally changing her name in high school because she didnt like it.

They didnt change the street name, though!”

“I was a teacher in a private school.

Two days later, I saw him roll up in a brand-new white Mercedes.

Same exact car but different color.

I could tell he was a little uncomfortable so I just said something like, ‘Haha.

Moms, right?’

And then got into my piece of shit ‘97 Altima.”

“I work in the horse industry and have seen a lot of spoiled kids.

He was pony number four for her, but number ten for their three children.”

(Tiger is the name of their yacht in Southern Italy.)

u/cortex

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The other day, I peeked into the kid’s room.

Laptop, desktop, TV, and three different gaming systems.

Oh my God, what a horrible punishment.

Amnesty International is going to write letters about this."

Captainmagictrousers

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“I know an 8-year-old who got a brand new iPhone 15 Pro!”

A few years ago, I saw him playing hide and seek in a parking lot at night.

He was maybe 9.

The kid said, ‘What are you going to do about it?

u/JerkMcJerkface

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“My ex had this friend whose parents were loaded.

He lived in an upscale apartment downtown with just him and his girlfriend.

Didn’t have a job.

Dad paid for everything.

Didn’t know the meaning of a dollar.

Always threw hissy fits if something didn’t go his way.”

u/witherwithout

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“I worked with a 19-year-old kid (youll soon understand why I still considered him a kid).

He still lived at home, but that wasnt the over-the-top part.

He was a nice kid, but it was truly life-changing for me to meet someone like that.

“A kid I was in the Boy Scouts with.

Watch this; I’ll have it by the end of the week.’

u/applepwnz

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I could not believe she threw a fit over that!”

The coach laid into him and sat him.

His parents complained, of course.

Next practice he had a brand new composite bat.

Those are a few hundred bucks, by the way.”

u/deleted

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“We knew our friends before they were married.

Their oldest is now 15.

He didn’t like school, but they wouldn’t make him go to avoid making him mad.

He’s since been expelled after being caught with weed at school which they buy for him!

The kid disrupts every occasion, and they tiptoe around him.

Their twin 10-year-old siblings are suffering and learning how to get whatever they want.

We worry about what he will become.”

Some entries have been edited for length and/or clarity.