Imagine going through life thinking like this.

1.This person that thinks they deserve a ride or money for an Uber just because.

2.This “business man” who wants someone to build him the next Netflix for $40.

Person One asks Person Two for a ride. Person Two says they can't because they moved cities. Person One then asks Person Two to send them money to call an Uber

3.This person whose wedding invite comes with a lot of over-the-top conditions.

6.This person who felt too freaking entitled to the tip jar.

9.This person who seems to think “finders keepers” applies to people’s pets.

"my budget is fixed"

10.This person who sent a scummy request on Venmo.

11.This person who was mad that Starbucks wouldn’t break health policies for them.

12.This person being a wee bit selfish about free grocery offerings.

"what in the fuck"

13.This person seeking a photographer’s time without pay.

14.This person who didn’t tip and felt deserving of free drinks.

15.This person who wanted something in addition to a FREE dishwasher.

"what's your taughts?"

16.This person that feels like they deserve access to someone else’s car overnight.

17.This customer who got greedy when someone tried to do a good deed.

18.This person who only wants one key in of flower.

Person One asks Person Two to return the headphones they lent them. Person Two feels they should be able to keep the headphones and suggests Person One get new ones.

21.This person who really thinks they can get free food in exchange for a review.

Someone complains that Dunkin' Donuts wouldn't let them take money from the tip jar to pay for their food

"No donations Lower than $50 for ease of consolidation."

person saying they only go on dates with people that offer dinner or brunch so it's not going to work out

Person One tells Person Two they've found their missing cat, but instead of returning it, they say they want to keep it for their kids and abruptly ends the conversation

Someone charges someone else $20 on Venmo because they didn't hook up

Someone complains that they brought a sandwich from Starbucks at one location and couldn't get it reheated at another location

Person One asks Person Two for some groceries. Person Two offers groceries that Person One can go pick up. Person one says they'd actually like to make a grocery list of specific items and would like them delivered

Someone posts on Facebook seeking a photographer to shoot them without pay, ensuring that "lots of press" will see their work

A military spouse posts a bar receipt with a zero dollar tip and complains that military spouses should get free drinks

Someone responds to a Craigslist ad for a free dishwasher asking for something additional thrown in to make it worth their time

Person One asks Person Two to borrow their car for a date, but gets upset when Person Two asks them to have it back that same night, questioning their friendship

Person One offered to pay for Person Two's groceries since they didn't have enough money. Person Two asked if they could get more items since Person One was paying for them. Person One declined, and Person Two got mad

Someone complains about being sent a bunch of flowers instead of just roses

Someone ordered a small pizza and asked for the restaurant to make it a large in the notes

Someone asks their cleaner for a discount because the cleaner filled their water bottle with tap water from the kitchen sink

Someone asks a restaurant for free garlic bread in exchange for a review

"Please do not contact me any further"

Someone seeks an experienced mason to redo the stairs at their home without pay, claiming that their name "has a lot of pull" in town

person wanting brick rework and saying they won't pay but their reference will be worth a lot more

"wth then enjoy being a starving artist sellout youre gonna go nowhere lmao"