I seriously couldn’t help but cringe hard at some of these.
Everyone loves a good wedding!
Witnessing the commitment between two people can be incredibly heartwarming and emotional.
Plus, there is the reception, which means food, drinks, dancing, and a many-a-toasts.
However, sometimes weddings don’t goexactlyas planned and just become complete disasters.
Open bar: 1; best man: 0."
cjbeck71081
2.
On and on and the qualities of Asian women vs. white women.
I’ve never looked at my shoes so hard in my life."
Vadersballhair
3.
At the end, everyone was mortified except for him.
He looked incredibly proud."
hold_my_lacroix
4.
The bride was surprisingly fine afterwards.
Source: I’m a wedding caterer."
paulsmith4908
5.
Turned out he’d buttoned his waistcoat to his trousers and couldn’t stand up."
Bo_Shuda
6.
“The bride fainted and hit her head hard enough to go to the hospital in an ambulance.
It was no refunds, so they amazingly still had the reception.
We had a few drinks and just left.”
cubs_070816
7.
Her exact words were, ‘How dare you make today all about you.’
It was MY wedding day."
mrsmx
8.
“Bride never showed up.
My cousin was the groom and had about 500 people in attendance.
He got on the mic and said there’s no bride, so we had the party anyway.
He married someone else two years later.”
PM_ME_UR_HAIR_COLOR
9.
Runny-Yolks
10.
“Bride face planted followed by a girdle breaking, which led to the dress ripping.”
RedIcingGuy
11.
The bride was crying hysterically.
Dad stepped in and cut the cake with the bride."
Rosiebelleann
12.
The bouquet was caught by an excited little girl.
The little girl ran away crying."
xjrob85
13.
“I went to a wedding recently, and the groom is from Mexico.
It ended up being the dessert table…that they paid for…that was planned anyway.
It was pretty heartbreaking to watch.”
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14.
“Bride’s stepmother and mother got into a fight.
Stepmother bit the mother.
Wedding came to a screeching halt.”
PM-ME-ELEPHANT-JOKES
15.
“Was at a wedding this summer.
The groom’s family absolutely tore their son/brother apart during the speeches.
Oh, and one more travesty: Dinner wasn’t served until 10 p.m.”
haveagreatsummerHAGS
16.
He then proceeded to projectile vomit everywhere through the middle of the ceremony.
Was one of the funniest and most disgusting moments of my life."
theorangepanda99
17.
“Mother of the groom showed up in white.
Bride took her shopping weeks before and thought they had found a blue dress that made MOG look beautiful.
odnadevotchka
18.
“This was one of my best friends' wedding.
The groom got so drunk that he straight-up disappeared from the reception.
Shit got real awkward when it was time for the wedding to be OVER.
My husband finally found him in the parking lot basically face down on his lips.”
:-(”
19.
“I went to a wedding in a huge manor house on a cliff overlooking the ocean.
The house was lit up by big floodlights in the floor pointing up at the house.
A perfect shadow of two people having sex.
They were very embarrassed when they found out.”
Taucher1979
20.
“Friends' wedding a few years ago.
DJ’s screensaver wasGirls Gone Wild-style videos.
We saw lots of boobs on those screens.”
anotherrachel
21.
Vealophile
22.
He was there with his then new (presumably imminently ex) girlfriend.
Who the hell knows why she invited him."
PM_ME_YOUR_CAT_LADY
23.
“I was an attendant in my best friend’s wedding.
They had to stop the wedding so that she could find safety pins.”
3Suze
24.
“During the best man speech, the best man proposed to the maid of honor.
Now the best man and maid of honor are in the process of divorcing.”
The ensuing fight came inside the hall, and the party screeched to a halt.
Both families were displeased and stuck him with A LOT of bills.
We kept our gift."
onejoke_username
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