“I can’t believe they just told me that!”
do they have some stories.
Check ‘em out:
Warning: this post includes mentions of murder and sexual assault.
YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT.
SHE BANGED MY FUCKING DAD.
Oh, and that’s not all, folks!
THEY DID IT IN MY ROOM!
If you’re wondering how I know the room part, I found cum all over my sheets.
I ditched her soon after that and could never look at my dad the same way again.
Thanks for ruining my relationship with my father, Carol!"
anonymous
2.
“I’m a hairstylist, and years ago, I did the hair of a nice family.
Apparently he had a balloon or something implanted to help him get hard and stay hard.
This was information I did not want to know.
He was so proud of it that he would not shut up.
All I could think was,how am I going to face his wife without cracking up?
That was the fastest I ever did a haircut.”
chillwalrus88
3.
I almost passed out in a state of shock."
“My mom got dinner with a high school friend, his brother, and his father.
She is 20 years younger than him, by the way.
“Knowing exactly what I was looking for, I found it in his online window history almost immediately.
That was the end of our relationship, though he begged to go to couples therapy.
I am glad to have got away from that toxic b.s.
She said she sticks a finger in her vagina and dabs the secretion on her neck like perfume!
She says it works like crazy!
It was hard to keep a straight face when I saw her after that.”
He also showed me proof of the DMs they’d sent him.
“A coworker shared that a police officer groped her as a teen.
Awful, yes, but she shared this in an icebreaker ‘getting to know you’ session!
She asked me to keep it a secret, but that was too much.
I told her she had a week to tell her fiancee or I would.
She ended up telling him, and they called off the engagement.
They co-parent now, but damn, was that a bomb to drop.”
I don’t really remember exactly how I responded, but I was freaked out for sure.
Another week or so passed before he was arrested at his house down the street from my mom’s.
He did some prison time, and I lost touch with him.”
B is usually pretty conservative but said, ‘SHE’S NEVER EVEN HAD ONE MASTURBATING?
DOES SHE EVEN MASTURBATE?
EVEN I GOTTA CUM SOMETIMES!!!!’
purpletruck35
13.
“Not me, but my mom.
I always wondered why my grandmother felt the urge to tell her daughter-in-law this.”
14.I’m a nurse.
When I was fairly new, I cared for an 80-year-old lady who was extremely nice.
She’d come into the ER by ambulance for a prolapsed rectum.
I’m fine.’
mustaaaaard
15.
“I worked with a guy who could not have been more opposite of my values and politics.
He was a loud, conservative Christian patriarch capitalist pop in.
I am none of those things.
We really got on each other’s nerves, and the project was suffering as a result.
He shared his whole story about how he made some shady financial deals years ago and went to prison.
He lost his business and nearly lost his family.
He spent years repairing the damage.
I appreciated his vulnerability in sharing his story.
It made me see him in a new light, and we actually became friends as a result.
Who knew it was possible?”
autumnlee616
18.
“I share a small office with two other women.
One coworker revealed to me that the other coworker was a virgin.
She has never been because she thought you had to have had sex for it to matter.'
That was not her place to tell that personal information.”
“I’m a teacher.
She said she didn’t want to bother me with something dumb like her problems, but I insisted.
I love to listen to people.
With a deep sigh, she said, ‘My boyfriend just tried to kill my daughter.’
This was at, like, 6 p.m. on a Thursday!”
They were social and liked to host parties.
Nobody knew because our friend was smarter and knew how to cover her tracks better.
It’s almost always something that has happened in the past.
Nothing is happening now.
It’s mostly just their conscience.
They were well-known and well-loved by basically everyone for being kind and generous neighbors.
He was never seen or heard from again."
“There was a bare-bones investigation, but nothing ever came of it.
It’s that she told me the story so calmly, so evenly, and so unapologetically.
I still think about her.”
This came up because I caught one of our employees stealing money from our organization.
Houston, Texas, is wild.
She thought her ‘love story’ showed there are times when embezzlement is justified."
The fire investigators ruled it an unknown-cause accident, so they never copped to it.
“Not me, my wife.
But my mom also told her that my maternal grandmother my mom’s mom caused the crash.
Even I didn’t know this.
I don’t think it was a secret as much as something that was never, ever talked about.
Anyway, you’re free to imagine how shocked and uncomfortable my wife was learning this.”
It influenced their relationship with and the opinion they had of their dad.
She finally admitted when they were in their 30s that she had a history of cheating on him first.
Way to make him out to be the villain for their entire lives."
