“I finally had to ban her from my apartment.”
Reddit userJentenny99askedcommunity members to reveal the weirdest thing a guest has ever done at their house.
Apparently, manners and boundaries are a thing of the past because these guests went rogue!!!!
Here’s what people shared:
1.
I heard the garage door open and got up to see what was happening.
It startled her, causing her to spill her cup of pee all over the floor."
u/TrippleDubbs
2. u/Mbeheit
3.
The wallpaper where she drilled got all torn and ruined.
This was that nice fabric-pop in wallpaper that looked like it had embroidered patterns.
And then she had the nerve to be livid when she was told how uncool that was."
“I don’t get the logic in her thinking what she did was okay.
The walls looked like crap.
I’ve never been in someone’s house and ever thought to mess with their stuff.”
u/EnchantingEva35
4. u/oGsBathSalts
5.
“A guy from high school stayed at my house a few years back.
I woke up in the morning to a bunch of emails from Amazon.
‘Thanks for Signing up for HBO Go.’
‘Thanks for signing up for the Showtime app.’
The a-hole signed me up for a bunch of premium movie channel apps.”
u/alwaysmyfault
6.
“When my dad was getting remarried, a guest stole his wallet out of his bedroom.
The guest hid all the cash in a folded towel in the guest bathroom.
My dad had to get everything replaced and didn’t find the wallet until almost two years later.”
u/AMP121212
7.
“They pooped without flushing.
No toilet paper; just one long poop.
It has happened three times now.
It’s my fiance’s best friend.
My fiance isn’t like this at all.
He’s so clean, tidy, and hygienic.
I don’t know how to broach the issue.
But why would you want anyone to know you don’t wipe your butt, my dude?”
u/properlysad
8.
I was hot, sweaty, tired, and ready for a cold shower.
Well, I returned to the house around the same time the guests did.
Then, I heard my door open."
“I honestly wasn’t sure if I had imagined the noise or not.
I blurted out, ‘Do you mind?
I’m trying to shower here,’ and they responded, ‘Oh, I’m sorry.
We were just exploring the rest of the house.’
I’m naked in here, dude!”
u/stallion64
9.
“We had a couple over for dinner.
We had a good time, but they stayed and stayed.
Around midnight, they asked where they should sleep.
They said since we’d given them alcohol, they wouldn’t be able to drive.
Four adults, one bottle of wine, six hours.
I gave them a couple of blankets and pillows and said they could sleep on the couch or floor.
We did not invite them again.”
u/Maleficent_Scale_296
10.
I finally asked them to leave, and they got mad.
They were going to stay with us for two weeks without asking!"
u/Merlinnium_1188
11.
“This happened to my partner before we were together.
He then shit his pants and put them in the trash.
He proceeded to steal a pair of my boyfriend’s pants, no underwear, with a poopy butt.
My boyfriend was asleep through all of this.
u/yourmomsbrothergary
12.
I agreed because I had met her a few times previously, and we were on friendly terms.
It was a small place with only one bathroom, which was basically in the living room area.
I didn’t say anything then, but maybe I should have.
I was just so flabbergasted at the moment.”
u/webesmart
13.
“An old coworker I hadn’t seen in years came over with her toddler son.
My husband and I are child-free; therefore, our home is not child-proofed.
She let her toddler run in our house.
He was an absolute terror.
“She didn’t even give me a quote for her daughter.
I finally, in a nice way, kicked them out.
I wouldn’t have had a problem if she had parented her child.
u/bzsbal
14.
“They pooped in the shower/bathtub.
They were not taking a shower/bath.”
u/xscumfucx
15.
“My sister’s mother-in-law visited them a year or so after they got married.
They both had to work, which meant leaving her home all day.
When they got back, the mother-in-law had decided to be helpful and clean the house.
She vacuumed the living room, did dishes, and sanitized and reboxed all of their sex toys.
They were in the bedroom under the bed.
MIL went searching around and found them.
u/edgarpickle
16. u/czapatka
17.
She wasn’t even embarrassed.
She said hi nonchalantly and kept soaking her feet while watching TV.
I threw out that Tupperware after she left.”
u/lilynnin
18.
“I hosted a big summer solstice party with a great food buffet.
The other guests who saw what was going on were appalled.
He was an attorney, not someone with food scarcity issues.”
u/ke11ke11
19.
“I had some work people over for a dinner party at my house.
He doesn’t get invited to parties anymore.”
u/Preciousfrs
20.
“We had a neighbor stop by.
u/strangeloop414
21.
“It was my kid’s birthday party.
u/m-fab18
22. u/luhfalchi
23.
“My grandparents stayed with my family for a few months after my grandfather had surgery.
I was a young teen then.
I took the guest room because it was smaller and let them have my room.
My grandmother reorganized everything and checked my nightstand and desk.
She went through everything, then had the audacity to whine to my parents.
There’s nothing to hide, but I can’t stand it.”
“It was so ridiculous.
I had ‘prettier clothes’ than my cousins, so she gave them some.
My clothes weren’t organized how she liked them.
She found tampons and said I was too young etc., etc., etc.
It kept on coming the longer she stayed with us.”
u/tla_ava
24.
“One drunk guest pooped on the bathroom floor and just walked away.”
u/Worth_Poetry6538
25.
“My sister’s ex/baby dad would go through our stuff openly drawers, closets, etc.
He just kept saying, ‘No, it’s fine,’ and then went down with them.
u/YourMomsNippleClamps
26.
“I had some college friends from out of town over for a weekend camping trip.
They had never been camping.
I got called into work for an emergency and told them I would return in two hours.
I thought it was odd, but I didn’t worry about it.
Once we returned from the trip, I noticed they all quickly came up with reasons to leave.
They couldn’t figure out why I never talked to them again.”
When she stole my first Nokia, my mother finally ended the friendship.
I guess that’s why I only let a few people in.”
u/Lalakowski
Note: Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.
