A standing ovation for all the linguistic geniuses in this post, c’mon.
Bravo to @otherhappyplace.
Happy pride from the trans affirming misogynist parrotpic.twitter.com/OWLPpD77DS
4.
A standing ovation for all the linguistic geniuses in this post, please.
“Permanently Ratatouilled” isn’t a phrase that we should understand, but we do.
if i could be permanently ratatouilled i would.
just relinquish all control.
let the rat do it.
im done
5.That’s it.
That’s what it is.
6.I, too, want to catch a flying hot brat.
Turns out it was a hot bratwurst.
“They ended up just changing the dress code to “no profanity.”
8.Suck it, microbiome!
Aww my microbiome fancies some high quality fermented foods does it?
A little kombucha perhaps?
I dont give a shit, Im the megabiome, I do what I want.
Im having a fanta lemon.
10.There’s so much to choose from here.
11.That really does paint a picture.
ok sure man whatever you say.
13.This is absolutely accurate.
14.I mean, what else would you call it?
16.Catch me staring blankly at a wall for an hour after hearing this.
“Very Frenchly.”
18.Can’t wait for the sequel toThe Queen’s Gambit.
19.First garlic, now this??
Stands up and aggressively applauds
21.I see no problem with this logic.
23.I’m just hearing a cartoon “bonk” sound now.
24.Feed them!
25.Sometimes the truth is the hardest thing to speak.
vinegar is crazy man.
the wario of water
26.And yet, they always do.
27.And finally, may we all have the pizazz of this Grubhub driver in the new year.
