Bella Hadid’s multi-step morning routine and Trump selling American-themed Bibles exist in the same world.

Warning: This article contains brief mention of child abuse and sexual abuse.

I feel like that was a year ago."

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A very weird Uno reverse, in my personal opinion.

It’s an attempt to make TikTok better.

“This is not an attempt to ban TikTok.

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It’s an attempt to make TikTok better.

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13.March 13: You may remember the name Clive Palmer.

Well, the 69-year-old who made his money from mining provided an update via a press conference.

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“(Ya know, daily life as a woman.)

This led to speculation that the death of King Charles would be announced.

Of course, all of this was false.

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do I think King Charles is dead?

do I think it’s hilarious that the Royals have lost all public trust in their word?

Since airing, at least adozen more actors have spoken out about their experiences on sets.

Nikki stands at a podium with multiple American flags in the background, wearing a red top and a necklace

22.March 24: In lighter news, this super random, ironicallysmoking duck memetook over timelines.

seeing my ex doing badly likepic.twitter.com/Rx9gpMsw3F

Much is still left unknown about the investigation.

25.March 26:Trump leaned into panhandling, selling American-themed Biblesfor $59.99 each.

Finneas and Billie Eilish standing side by side, one in a black tuxedo and the other in a black and white suit, both wearing red lapel pins

Lets Make America Pray Again.

Tweet reads: the funniest thing about rich people is that they will never learn their lesson

Drake Bell in a patterned suit on the red carpet

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