This weird thing happened.
We didnt see each other.
I dont remember [his] face.
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… And I definitely would have remembered his face.
He looked down at me, and he was like, I am weed.
“I think we werent allowed to see each other yet.
One of the clowns died.
When Lauer asked how he died, Pattinson said, His little car exploded.
The joke car exploded on him.
It was the only time Ive ever been to the circus.
If I was your mother you would have been so loved.
Held in the arms of joyous light.
Never would this storys plight, the world unfurled before our eyes.
Of nation sitting peaceful under a night sky.”
6.We only know this quote secondhand, but it’s still one of my favorites.
According to Julia Stiles, Princeinvitedthe cast ofThe Bourne Ultimatumto one of his concerts.
After the show, they were “summoned into a room to meet him.”
Attempting to make small talk, Matt Damon asked Prince, “So you live in Minnesota?
I hear you live in Minnesota.
Prince apparently replied, I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon.
We dont have a lot of time.
Apparently, Prince replied, I dont use time.
Holmes said that Carson asked, “So what do you use?”
and “Prince paused for a moment and then said, ‘Truth.’
Which just leaves me with a LOT of questions.
One is “I would rather die than let my kid eat Cup-a-Soup.”
Its a very specific smell not a bad-breath smell but something that is really strong.
In fact, this isn’t the first time she claimed this.
Back in 2009, she tweeted, “I have a really odd talent.
I can smell when someone has cavaties [sic]!
I have never been wrong yet!
they don’t even have 2 be super close by me.”
14.She also once said she’d eat poop if it helped her look young.
I just might,” shetoldthe New York Times.
15.Jada Pinkett Smithclaimedshe knew immediately after having sex that she was pregnant with Jaden.
Those big turning locks?
I could feel that in my womb, in my uterus.
I love Lady Gaga.
I think she’s a really interesting artist.”
It feels like a real, like, you know, go to the theater film movie.
19.Though if we’re talking about stupidity, this one might take the cake.
He continued, “They are ignoring animals that are more important.
Animals need saving and thats more important.
This New York thing is being blown out of all proportion.
Thank you… Now watch this drive.”
He then proceeded to hit a golf ball.
Bushreplied, “I couldn’t imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah.”
He said, “The McDonalds French fry is unbelievable.
When you bite into it, you think: Its so tasty, it cant be real.
As soon as it gets cold, it turns to lard and flubble.
I mean, have you ever tried to eat a McDonalds French fry thats gone cold?
Thats one of the circles of hell.
No one likes rejection, but its real.
And I dont want to lose that feeling,” Larson revealed.
In aninterviewwith the Cut in 2016, Grenier said, We consume 500 million straws each day.
The equivalent of 127 school buses filled with straws.
Its disgusting," he said.
“There should be children in those school buses, going to school, to learn, not straws.
She continued, “We are an industrious enough people that we can make it work.”
He also said he’d rather make out with Jabba than punch an Ewok.
I’ve loved whales since I was a little girl.”
Michelle Williams added, “She wants to touch one one day.”
Kelly Rowland piped in, saying, “I think I would be a bird.
Because they can fly.”
