I am honestly impressed.
He has a concussion from it."
“I was running away from a bat in our house.
Tripped and went face down.
Broke my back.”
Anonymous
3.
“Threw out my back while vacuuming at work.
Managed to get in the car and drive home, but couldn’t get out.
jessethecowgirl
5.
“Tore my ACL dancing the ‘Cotton Eye Joe’ at a friends wedding.
It happened in 2016, and to this day, I cant stand that song.”
“Not me, but my mum.
She waxed the kitchen floor.
Once the floor was finished, she went upstairs to finish some other task.
Poor mum badly sprained her elbow and wrist and ended up at the ER…
Were a very clumsy family, unfortunately.”
I did not know this.
“I love [reading] these.
It reassures me that its not just me who gets hurt doing stupid normal things.
I [once] sneezed and put my back out.”
“I [also] slept funny and hyper extended my knee somehow.”
katerumtruffle
9.
“Sprained my sternum…in my sleep.
I woke up with chest pain, fearing the worst.
Nope, just a weird rare injury that can happen if youre very overweight and a stomach sleeper.”
“I’ve broken the same ankle THREE TIMES, all in stupid ways.
“Ive dislocated my shoulder many ways.
“My dad threw out his back whilst picking up our cat to dance with him.
Mind you, this cat is less than 10 pounds wet.”
I had to drive her to the doctor’s office.
When he gave the diagnosis, she glared at me.
[The doctor asked] why.”
I needed to pass gas, but knew I couldn’t move or everything would fall.
I decided to just lift my left butt cheek and let it go.”
Man, that hurt.”
j4bd133df2
17.
“I gave myself nerve damage…from coloring in an adult coloring book.
“Threw my back out while drying my hair.”
rememberthis
19.
We were booked in the lemur room with about 15 or so lemurs running around!
[Because of] leaves.
shakes fist a la Grampa Simpson”
21.
I ‘had’ to clean it up, [and] knelt down awkwardly to do this.
So, there ARE worse things than cat poop…"
teamglatz3
22.
“I was using a butter knife to jam some butter down into the end of a baguette.
I was really hungry, so I was in kind of a rush.
The knife pierced through the bread, slicing a hole in the webbing between my index and middle fingers.
“I was eating a McFlurry and chipped a tooth biting into an M&M.
I still LOVE McFlurries a lot.”
I found out the hard way that coals dont always cool down completely within only a few hours.
“My grandmother once broke her leg while asleep during the night.
My mother broke a rib standing up from the toilet.
I blame all my stupid injuries on genetics.”
kiras6
28.And finally: “I was [working at] a winter carnival for college students.
No sooner than I said that, I was beaned in the eye with a marshmallow!”
