The Secret Service are involved in not just one, but TWO of these stories.
People had some truly wild stories that were too unhinged not to share.
Here are the events that went down in infamy at their schools.
I will never forget the office workers' faces when he pulled his finger out of his pocket.
It was absolutely priceless and a little traumatizing."
u/NumyNumyCrayons
2.
“I was in colorguard in the band.
We didn’t have this massive thing with us during our practices, so we just pretended.
So, cut to the game, and we were all ready to show our patriotism to the vets.
“The routine stopped, and ashes were fluttering everywhere.
Sadly, that is not the only safety rule I’m the direct cause of.
u/Fun_Organization3857
3.
His family were farmers in the nearby village.
We were in year eight (so roughly 13/14 years old).
His grandad found an undetonated WW2 mine/bomb in one of their fields.
I remember my P.E.
teacher with his head in his hands as they detonated it, blowing a massive hole in his wicket.
The whole school watched from afar and cheered.
u/Ulri_kah_kah_kah
4.
“There was a hook for transferring large pieces of heavy metal in my shop class.
It was hanging about head level, and I decided to show off my karate and hook-kick it.
u/NinjatheClick
5.
“One of the kids in computer class sent a death threat to Bill Clinton when he was president.
He signed it with the principal’s name.
u/SchwillyMaysHere
6.
“This was the early days of the internet.
It was definitely disastrously unfortunate.”
u/taytaytazer
7.
It was full of misfits.
… One of the guys in the class who went by the name Spike had a glass eye.
u/Neurodrill
8.
“Some guy put sheep brains in the ranch dressing in the cafeteria.
The biology class was dissecting sheep brains as part of a lab.
Many things changed about the biology class and the cafeteria after that day.”
u/CoryEETguy
9.
“I got set on fire in shop class.
I had a fireball reach the entire length of my arm and up to singe my eyebrows.”
Eternal_Bagel
10.
One kid sent the entire script ofBee Moviewhen that dumb meme was popular.
Another kid sent full-on furry porn (and I think he was expelled for it).
They gave literally everyone who had been involved in that email chain at least one Wednesday morning detention.”
u/PHWasAnInsideJob
11.
“I believe it was in my junior year in high school.
I wasn’t in the class, but I heard what happened.
It was in shop class in the downstairs workshop.
I’ll never forget this.”
u/Ok_Entertainment7934
12.
“I was skipping class when I heard screaming coming from the women’s restroom.
u/Omega099
13.
“Spanish class junior year.
We had to make an instructional video all in Spanish.
One guy made a video about rolling a blunt using a tortilla and re-fried beans as proxies.
Every scene had something inappropriate in the background, like a dildo or a bong.
u/Math-Hatter
14.
Well, one of them wasn’t paying attention, and it stuck in his head.
u/Thechaser45
15.
Unfortunately, the small piece of metal slipped out of the tweezers and fell into the water from height.
u/sfkf8486
16.
To set the stage, this was in Southern California, in about March or April.
The school had to be closed for a week so they could track down all the missing critters.
“It was awful.
He was not pleased.
I can’t blame him, really.
From what I remember, no one took him up on the offer.
u/frogz0r
17.
“There was this guy who showed up drunk to class.
Obviously, the teacher wasn’t having it and sent him to the principal’s office.
They decided that his drunkenness was grounds to search his backpack, where they found beers.
Then they pulled out a brand new bong he had just bought.
Principal: ‘What’s this?’
Student: ‘It’s a vase.
I’m a botanist.'”
u/Angryhippo2910
18.
He was a typical stoner.
He already had all kinds of tattoos and piercings, and at twenty?
That actually was quite impressive for the time.
“Mickey popped his head up groggily and let out a painful-sounding wince.
And two circles of red slowly formed on his t-shirt.
And good news, too Mickey actually graduated with us that year!
Apparently, the third time WAS the charm for twelfth grade.”
u/Wildly_Uninterested
19.
While in the shower, they started fighting.
One teacher bear-hugged one of them and started taking him backward.
The other kid kept hitting the now-defenseless guy.
The wrestling coach picked him up over his head and body-slammed him onto the concrete floor.
As the guy hit the ground, you could just see the fight leaving his body.
The coach stood over him and said, ‘You done, or do you want some more?’
The guy just shook his head.
This happened in the mid-’80s, so it was a different time and would never fly today.”
u/Acrobatic-Employ9004
20.
There was definitely some biology on display.
The weirdest thing is that I remember the site’s text being in Italian.”
“My next best/worst time is when I let out the worst fart of my life in Spanish class.
This only enraged her further, causing her to yell, ‘No!
No human could produce a smell that bad!’
I did not correct her.”
u/InevitableAd9683
21.
“It happened during my first year of high school (I’m currently a junior).
Needless to say, the kid got out of the school bathroom with bloody pants.
Yes, it sounds painful, but I heard he was surprisingly lighthearted about it afterward.”
u/-winternymph
22.
A teacher smelt it and started investigating the area.
The sprinkler system kicked on, and the fire department was alerted.
The brand-new bathroom had to be rebuilt after three hours of use.”
u/acheron53
23.
Suddenly, a host of pornographic Christmas parody songs were playing over the intercom system.
That tech guy got away with it because no one who knew it was him snitched.”
u/MissSara101
24.
“When I was a freshman in high school, I had this awesome biology teacher.
“And then there was the time someone put laxatives in the ketchup dispenser.
Im glad I didnt have fries that day.”
u/jhumph88
25.
But they started making their own $20 bills and passing them off all around town. "
He cut them out and literally slapped them together with a glue stick.
But sure enough, she noticed immediately and contacted the principal and the authorities.
u/websterpuddlesmd
26.
They had to call in a business to have it removed.”
u/shrekerecker97
27.
“One teacher had a REALLY BAD combover, like plastered to his head.
In front of the entire school body.”
u/ToastedSpam
28.And finally, this is elementary school, but I’m still including it.
Well, one day, one of the sisters wasn’t feeling well when she boarded the bus.
It was so bad that then her sister puked.
The smell in the back of the bus made a couple of other kids puke.”
and then immediately figured it out.
They eventually realized there was no getting around it and put down towels for us to walk on.
Thankfully, nobody slipped and fell into the river.
I recall hearing that in some other classrooms, the smell made other kids puke throughout the day.
I will never forget that day, nor will anyone else who went to that school.
Nobody ever did.”
u/SpaceForceAwakens
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