Just thinking about ingesting all of that ink turns my stomach!
Here are their best “weird kid” stories:
Some entries were also taken from thisReddit post.
More specifically, theChild’s Playseries.
So, yeah, I liked to dress like Chucky as a 7-year-old.
‘Til this day, my dad’s nickname for me is Chuck."
u/Jimothy-Goldenface
3.
“When I was around 8 years old, I liked the way clean towels tasted.
Something I really enjoyed was putting a towel over a straw, and drinking Kool-Aid through it.
u/IrrationallyCalm
4.
“I liked to pee on the heater to see the steam rise.
In hindsight Im like…why did I do that?”
“I ate snot.
I never stopped picking my nose, and the mouth was the closest place to dispose of my gold.
Perfect for when around people since it does not leave a trace.
anonymous
6.
The way I saw it, only important people had statues built of them.
I wanted the neighbors to know they lived near a pretty important guy.”
u/DendroNate
7.
“I thought my parents would let me have a dog if I acted like one.
We never ended up with any pets besides fish.”
“At dinner, I would rub extra butter from my bread onto my legs like moisturizer.
u/WilliamsD93
10.
Yeah…”
11.
“I used to have ‘science experiments’ in the bathroom sink.
under the sink into the sink basin in hopes of a reaction.
Never got one, but it also never stopped me from trying.
In hindsight I probably could have killed myself if I had mixed the wrong stuff.
I obviously didnt.”
u/WilliamHarry
12.
I was a fucking weirdo.”
ashhh23
13.
One time it was the guy cleaning our carpet."
I liked feeling the cool ground/wall against my bare butt."
u/FullEvan790
15. asaffi
16.
“I used to eat mechanical pencil lead.
No idea how I got into that habit, but I think I enjoyed the crunchiness of it.
Goodbye 0.7 mm, you will be missed.”
u/bapoyxd
18.
“I would put my hand down next to ant hills and let a few crawl onto my hand.
stephanieseale84
19.
“I would lick my hands as a kid…because I liked how they tasted.
I realize now how disgusting that is.
Not to mention all those germs from my grimy kid hands.
Makes me shudder just thinking about it.”
God knows where I got this from, gross.”
sazzabazza
21. greycatnight
22.
“Whenever Id eat graham crackers for a snack, Id have a glass of water with them.
Not to drink, but to dip the crackers in.
I dont know why, but a soggy graham cracker seemed like a delicacy to me back then.”
“I have red hair and am very fair skinned.
I used to collect the few black hairs I would find in my eyebrows.
“When I was little, I had one of those woolly blankets on my bed.
Apparently, I enjoyed pulling off some pilled wool and stuffing it up my nose.
Then Id sloowwwly pull it out.
I guess it felt…good?
I also stuffed used Kleenex into a hole in my teddy bear when I had a cold.”
applesauceandchops
25.
My mum caught me once, and I was so embarrassed.”
“I used to play-act my own death…like a lot.
Then I’d just happily skip the rest of the way home after I was done ‘playing.'”
danad495796ed3
27.
“I ate saltine crackers soaked with coffee and sugar on top.”
