“I ran into someone on here who had never heard of Johnny Cash.”
“When you’re entering in your birth date online and you have to keep scrolling.”
u/josenros
2.

“Take an accidental fall.
If the people around you laugh, youre still young.
If they rush to help you up, youre old.”

“Theres a bunch of little kids at concerts you go to.”
u/bad5190
“When those kids like your ‘vintage’ shirt.'
It’s not a vintage shirt.”

InfamousEconomy3972
4.
“When the yearly events feel like they happen every few months.
Work out too much?

Sit around too much?
Believe it or not, sore.”
“I realize how immature younger people are acting.”

u/EgonsBrokenTie
7.
“When staying in becomes the best part of the weekend.”
“When you start thinking about investing in a good pair of orthopedic shoes.”

“You start noticing that doctors, dentists etc.
are a lot younger than you.”
“I don’t know what skibidi means.”

u/nexusmatt
11.
“Regretting making plans (evendate night).”
“I once threw my back out wiping my ass.”

“When you make noises getting in and out of a seat. "
u/Technicallyimalien
14.
“A noticeable increase in interest of birds.”

The moment nostalgia and memories occupy more headspace than your dreams is when you get old.”
u/clippervictor
16.
Second, when I ran into someone on here who had never heard of Johnny Cash."

u/skiddlyd
18.
“Mortgage is done in a few months.”
“They used to only play oldies in the grocery store.

Now it’s the music I love… “Having to turn the car radio down so you can see.”
u/Strict_Emu5187
22.
“Agreeing with the parents inDisney movies.”

u/DeltaOmegaTheta
23.
“All the ‘sexy’ celebrities look like children.”
“When you start getting excited about buying new kitchen appliances.”

“you’re able to’t read without reading glasses.
:(”
26.
“Going to the doctor more often than once every two years.”

u/pottedPlant_64
27.
Or we learn weve been standing wrong.
“When you don’t care or don’t know about the latest trends.”

u/Moon_Jewel90
29.
“The music you partied to in your 20s is starting to be used in prescription commercials.”
u/fuzzygroodle
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