“Property of the Johnson Family.

Violators WILL be prostituted.”

This note is from Barb & Tom!

Laptop screen showing an in-progress essay, with the user annotating and questioning the text with expletives and concerns about the validity of the information

You’re new passive aggressive Christian neighbors!

A blue chair with a sign that reads, "Property of the [Name Redacted] Family. Violators WILL be Prostituted."

Fortune cookie message on a wooden surface reads, "About time I got out of that cookie."

Multiple signs on a door with instructions to "Push to Lock" and "Do Not Turn" the lock

A chocolate cake with colorful sprinkles and damaged frosting. The cake reads "#2. We didn't get divorced!" in green icing

A rejection letter from Playgirl magazine dated August 10, 1983, humorously declining a photo submission due to its rating and unappealing nature

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Napkin with handwritten message "Yo I’ll be gone on the 25th," accompanied by a doodle of a dancing figure

A child's drawing with the text "I love pooping" and a stick figure next to a pile

Handwritten note reads: "When I grow up, I want to be as funny as you think you are." The background shows a blurry outdoor scene

Handwritten note on pink paper saying, "You’ re an awesome mom. Keep that shit up… " with a drawing of a thumbs-up

A handwritten note reads: "Scary slug infiltrated. Hid him in a trolley under pile of salt under glass bowl. Very sorry, but could you deal with it? Love you x." There's a glass bowl with salt on the floor

A greeting card is open, revealing the single word "Bitch" written in the center. The card features a bird perched on a branch with light foliage in the background

Bumper sticker on a Subaru car displaying a meme image of a grumpy-looking white cat with the text "Just let me merge pls."

Image of airplane seating policy for Seat 26C. Passengers must be able-bodied, speak and understand English, and not be pregnant or traveling with a falcon

Handwritten note with explicit language asking loud people to be quiet after 9 PM, describes them as wild, annoying, and requests calmness

Handwritten note saying, "It's Game Time" with three folded tickets labeled for a "3rd floor bitches" event and a computer keyboard in the background

Ten Royal Caribbean napkins with humorous messages about practicing safe sex, and one purple Trojan condom package in the center

A humorous store policy sign with rules like "Customer sometimes right" and "No refund, no exchange." Exception favors women. Signed "We Speak English."

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A handmade sign on a door handle reads, "Stop! Theer is stoming Naping."

A handwritten note reads, "Dear mom, I was forced to write this to eat. Love, John." The note is held in a hand

A handwritten note reads, "Dear Dad, I love you very much you are weird, funny, and stupid. I like it when you watch dragon balls and stranger things with me and you always make me smile. from Courtney". The opposite page says, "You weird Man"

A poster with a detailed drawing of a spotted lanternfly, urging people to kill it on sight to prevent damage to trees and crops, includes a QR code to scan for more information

Handwritten note from Barb and Tom asking neighbors to tone down their activities for the sake of their impressionable young daughter

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A handwritten yellow note with unreadable text. A printed label at the bottom says, "It’s not that bad, Norm thinks it’s funny!" The corner has "Ha Ha" with a smiley face

A letter from "Satan" offering to purchase the recipient's soul, with a highlighted section indicating a higher than usual offer. The letterhead is from a Kia dealership

Note from Poppy to Mommy asking not to include cheese in lunch anymore, expressing love and dislike for the cheese

Child's handwritten note reads, "Dear Mommy, I am sorry I said I will put my balls in your face. I will never say that again."