I’ll say this much being married to these women must never be boring!

a person completely covered with a blanket in bed

"Hugh G. Dick"

groundhog cutouts that look like testicles

a person looking intently at a paper

"Happy Little Accidents"

what looks like a human silhouette in front of a window

"Harry Potter and"

A cake that says "Nobody cares!"

a piece of cheese with a penis carved into it

Notes on a try specifying what foods go there

a woman who has a stain on her shorts

a bag tied around a potato

a washing machine full of foam

The "Elemental" promotional poster

A "Cocaine & Hookers" candle

"Just the tip" and "Balls Deep"

Stockings spelling out "Welcome to Boner Land"

a jacket with the head down on a table

"Matthew Deane Get a Vasectomy or No More Sex"

"Butthole tour"

"Human Organ for Transplant"

A wife's pregnant belly poking out while she's hiding

Ice cream and candy on a countertop

"Let's keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum today"

a penny on a tire

Salt and pepper shakers on the counter

"If I had feelings I would have them for you."

"Remember"

A cake with testicles and a Band-Aid

"Snip Snip Hooray"

a penis on someone's roof

a penis on someone's roof