They actually committed these thoughts to paper?!

But other times, people literally make the decision to WRITE OUT their ridiculous and/or abhorrent thoughts.

Aubrey Plaza with a surprised expression and the word "WHAT?" in bold text superimposed

Email screenshot expressing concern about a possibly cancelled flight, seeking urgent response due to a family event. Sender's details redacted

Text message exchange teasing a late arrival mentioning grandma, Jenny, and Kim Kardashian

"Opened because I'm curious"

Text messages debating whether to name a child after a deceased person, with spiritual concerns expressed

Handwritten sign apologizing for being out of salad, but offering no replacement item

Image of a smartphone displaying a text post from a user sharing a positive restaurant experience due to attentive management and free advertising resulting in a meal comp.

"What's the best way you've managed to keep your tenants bond money?"

A screenshot of a humorous text conversation where one person accidentally types "Accidental swipe" and adds a funny remark

"Please be advised there is a charge of $1 for NO ice in all iced beverages."

A whiteboard with a fun fact about the Eiffel Tower expanding 15cm in summer due to thermal expansion

Text exchange where one person discusses a check and a boat purchase, and another apologizes for the inconvenience

"Stop walking barefoot"

Handwritten note with drawings warning against stealing milk from the fridge, humorously addressed to a "pig-san."

Chat screenshots showing a conversation about dissatisfaction with wedding photos and a refusal to refund

Text on a project guideline sheet for a 3D toy design incorporating imaginative elements, with drawings of whimsical creatures on top

A 0 on a paper for it not being stapled

Email exchange between a student and professor

Screenshot of a feedback form with options for HR retention items: "A ping-pong table," "Additional responsibilities," "A raise in pay." The last is marked incorrect

Job application with questions about vegan lunch policy, partially redacted

Hello Gorgeous. Your vehicle is ready for you when you are ready."

A handwritten note expressing frustration over Halloween decorations left up by neighbors, asking for them to be taken down

"I was recently informed that you are not Mexican, but Indian…"

"This toilet is to be used for PEEING only."

"text me if ur interested"

"You was pose to havw butterflies n shit how could you eat that much"

A note from a neighbor

"If I hear you, I will call"

A note from Blink fitness

"It's only 36 each of us girls"

"Are you going to have water? Lol"

"You gas guzzlers"

"Tourists are ruining Asheville"