Imagine PRETENDING YOU’VE BEEN KIDNAPPED AND KILLED because a guy didn’t respond right away.
I’ll be real with y’all: dating is pretty bleak right now.
Like, this is how it feels to date.
NOTE: There are mentions of sexual assault and harsh language in some of the below screenshots.
2.Don’t worry, y’all.
Romance isn’t dead!
People will still text you at 10 p.m. for your address.
4.People on dating apps are so open-minded and would never make a ridiculous request!
5.And random romantic acts are soooo appreciated.
6.When he sends you sweet messages after a single date!!!
8.No one would EVER send an unsolicited dick pic/vid.
9.One of the best parts of dating?
10.You know what’s also fun?
Breaking up with someone and getting sweet post-breakup texts like this!
13.People really are putting the “ethical” in “ethical non-monogamy” these days!
15.I love those next-morning check-ins after dates!
16.People have great openers on dating apps.
17.People totally understand if you’re too busy to reply right away.
18.Hinge is still a great way to meet totally normal people!
20.The “talking stage” can be so underrated and fun!
21.No one EVER resorts to super explicit, unwelcome tests in the talking stage.
22.It’s great when people get out their red flags super early.
23.Asking someone on a date always pays off!
25.People have super realistic expectations for partners and their salaries.
26.Guys always handle rejection well.
27.They would never refuse to be rejected at all.
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29.People are happy to meet anywhere nowadays, and dates can be kept low-key!
30.People are super understanding when you’re a few minutes late to a date!
31.And no one ever “falls asleep” and stands you up!
33.And finally, I just love when people are honest.
