When you’re their age, you’re able to do whatever the hell you like.

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2.Even wilder?

They’re the best!

An elderly lady with curly hair, wearing sunglasses and pearl earrings, humorously applies lipstick while looking into a pink handheld mirror

Even (or especially?)

when they accidentally buy a marijuana-themed umbrella:

A canister of Shur Fine iodized salt with a red and yellow label is shown. The canister appears aged with some signs of wear and expiration date visible at the bottom

Partially eaten cake topped with sliced almonds and frosting, placed on a blue cutting board on a kitchen counter

A tub of Daisy sour cream and a bag of Funyuns onion flavored rings sit on a wooden table, possibly ready for a snack or meal

Open cooler on a kitchen counter filled with various meats, cheese slices, and a wrapped baguette. Peaches and newspapers are in the background

A person at a restaurant dining table holds a sandwich. On the table are a glass, crackers, bacon, napkins, and chips. Another person is partially visible

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An elderly person's hands are seen on a table, one hand wearing a smartwatch and a bracelet, a white takeout container, a mug, and food containers are nearby

TV remote control with handwritten labels on pink tape for buttons like ON/OFF and PBS: 522, held in someone's hand, suggesting customization for ease of use

Ventriloquist dummy wearing a suit and bow tie, sitting on a bed propped up against pillows

A cluttered interior scene with a towel hanging on a wall, a picture frame, artificial pink flowers, and various household items on a nearby table

Page from the book "Two for the Dough" showing a conversation between characters, with a focus on a missing VCR and jewelry

A candle shaped like a cylinder with wax dripping down sits on a red surface decorated with sprinkles. The background includes an out-of-focus lit candle

A potted cactus with a bright pink flower sits on a table near an angel statue. The scene is indoors with some other household items in the background

A storage container labeled "Dick Pix" is placed on a shelf

Painting of a muscular, shirtless older man with gray hair and a mustache, posing with a tattoo on his arm, surrounded by kitchen canisters

Plaque in a bathroom with a poem about God making little boys and girls, detailing they were made with string and lace respectively, balanced with a touch of humor

Page from a book with circled text. Title: Chapter One. Circled text is a dialogue between characters discussing riding horses and kids loving them

A wooden sculpture depicts an indigenous warrior with a spear, wearing a helmet, and holding a shield. The sculpture is decorated with flowers in the background

Two-paneled image showing a wooden figurine in a suit. The top panel displays the figurine standing alone, and the bottom panel shows the head being removed

Light switch panel with switches labeled "Russia?" "Fan" "Kitchen" and "Living Room."

A child sits on a couch with a plate of food, surrounded by numerous wrapped presents, likely indicating a festive or holiday occasion

A photo of a coaster on a table that reads, "DON'T FUCK UP THE TABLE," placed in a holder. A living room setup is visible in the background

Birthday card reading "Happy Birthday with love. XOXO Love Grandma & Grandpa Duke" with a keychain that says, "Don't Do Stupid Shit. Love, Grandma."

A small dog is playfully surrounded by numerous 100 dollar bills scattered on a couch

A cat named Dennis wears a festive hat with flowers and a green collar, holding a sign that says "Happy Birthday Dennis" in a home setting

A crochet wall hanging featuring Chewbacca from Star Wars, carefully detailed with a blaster in hand

A Jeep with a crocheted cover on the spare tire is parked in a lot. A yellow Tacoma Dodge dealership plate is attached to the spare tire cover

Cross-stitch pattern with the humorous message: "Everything happens for a reason, sometimes that reason is you're stupid and make bad choices."

A person holds a chicken dressed in a knit Santa hat and beard costume outdoors on a sunny day, with trees and a field in the background

Rear view of a car with a Virginia license plate reading "KNITTA" and a bumper sticker saying "Stay alive. Don't knit and drive."

Stacks of various U.S. coins, including pennies, nickels, dimes, and quarters, are organized on a wooden surface

A television screen displays a Pay-Per-View menu for an event titled "Amateur Sex Obsession" priced at $9.99, scheduled for July 26

Parents and children walk together, with children carrying school backpacks. An adult holds an umbrella with a leaf pattern, protecting from rain