Imagine dealing with these people all day long.
Not long ago, I made apostabout dumb customers and the dumb things they’ve said.
“I once had a customer ask the difference between an 84 inch curtain and 95 inch curtain.
He then yells at me says Does it look like I read?
And then proceeds to read notes on his iPhone.”
“I got asked ‘Is the cold brew hot?'”
“Had a woman ask where our “scent sauce” was.
She was talking about perfume.”
“I worked as a tour guide at a cave in Arizona.
We would frequently get calls asking if the cave was indoors.”
Like we just made up a mammal for the fun of it WTF."
“A customer once argued with me about strawberry yogurt.
She swore that strawberry yogurt should NOT be pink… it should be white.”
Them: whats the difference?
Happened multiple times a week."
“Work at a pet store.
Have been asked if the frozen solid feeder mice come back to life when thawed.”
16.Someone seriously asked: ‘So, your sandbags, whats in them?’
On every package was a sticker over the opening that said, not returnable if opened.
The customer thought we should do the return since they brought the sticker and kept it in one piece.
‘How much does a $2.50 ticket cost?’
‘Why cant I use a Sunday saver ticket today?’
“This was years ago and Ill never forget it.
I was working at a frame shop.
We had a sale.
You get 60% off custom framing if you choose the store brand frame.
Or you get 40% off custom framing if you choose a frame from the other vendors.
I had a customer actually ask me if she could combine the discounts.
I told her Im sorry I cant give you a 100% discount.
She argued with me, and even when I did the math with her, she still didnt understand.
She left in a huff.”
Multiple people asked this question daily, and it was never the same book they were looking for."
“Customer orders a bottle of wine.
15 minutes into drinking it, waves me over.
I dont want to make a big deal of it, but this wine is expired.
Oh, Im sorry- is it corked?
No….we were just studying the bottle and it says 2010.
We get it, mistakes happen… but this is really old.
And they were dead serious.”
“I worked at a Subway in college.
Someone asked: ‘How long are your footlong sandwiches?'”
“Me, pushing a basket through the store with items I picked in it.
Customer asks if I’m using the basket because they need it.
No, I’m just pushing it for my health.”
“I used to work at Margaritaville where people would literally ask me if they served margaritas here.”
This is a completely different company."
People are dumb."
“Someone the other day: ‘Does the seafood linguini have seafood in it?'”
“I was working my first job at a little movie theater, all kinds of stoned.
Guy comes in, asks for a coke.
I say, Great.
Do you want sprite?
He looks at me like Im nuts.
No, I want Coke.
I start getting sort of eye-rolly and huffy.
But do you want SPRITE?
Now he kind of starts to sweat, like, what is actually wrong with this girl?
I want a COKE.
