I need more people like this in my life.

Banner across office cubicle reads "RUDE THAT YOU'RE LEAVING BUT OK", possibly a coworker's humorous farewell

A gardening services sticker on a car that looks like two butts together

Notifications showing sound recognition alerts for a dog barking multiple times

Two novelty coins with inscriptions; top says “Best Screw in Town,” and bottom “Good For All Night.”

Two images: Top shows a cat hiding in a blue blanket, resembling a hooded figure. Bottom is a hooded character from "Dune: Part Two"

hair made into the shape of a face on a shower wall

a mannequin head in a crawlspace

TV screen showing a satirical list titled "Top Amish Porn Stars" with a fake name and photo of a man in Amish-style attire

Person in oversized fuzzy costume with sunglasses being interviewed, caption mentions "TAYLOR SWIFT FAN" hiding identity

Form with handwritten details for post-surgery care, with sections for patient's responsible adult, relationship, and transport information

A license plate that spells "asshole" when read upside down and backwards

Rear view of a sports car with the license plate "1.9 GPA" in traffic

Sign outside a venue humorously states "ALL AMERICANS Must BE ACCOMPANIED BY AN ADULT."

Child's math worksheet with handwritten answer: "I just know" in response to "Tell how you know."

A chocolate chip cookie with a pattern that resembles a frowning face

a jar with the label "fucks to give"

Two men jokingly pose using the same urinal

An individual on a bus sits in front of an anti-graffiti ad showing handcuffed hands

a child making a shadow of a frog on the ground

"Cut my life into pizzas"

Family stick figure decal on a car, indicating a mom, vibrator, and one child, alongside a license plate

Sticker on a car window reads "ADULTS ON BOARD, WE WANT TO LIVE TOO!", parody of baby on board signs

Tampons with googly eyes on them

Ancient tree with a trunk resembling a man bending over in pain

Digital sign outside Fairfield Area Library displaying time as 4:20 PM and temperature as 69°F

Framed painting of a cheerful cartoon duck in a winter landscape with a cabin and trees

Sign on brick wall stating campus is tobacco-free, banning use of such products, but someone made it spell "TACO"

Sign on empty bookstore shelf reads "National Procrastination Week March 1-7"

Pancake art of a surprised Shaquile O'neil's face

"Dickmilch yogurt"

Packaged T-bone steak with a label jokingly stating "humanely raised but occasionally verbally abused."

A cat peeks through a transparent bowl on a table, looking curious, in a domestic setting

A hand holds a bottle of Neutrogena T/Sal shampoo next to a container of Vaseline and a pack of Odor-Eaters insoles on a store shelf

Four modern salt and pepper grinders on a kitchen counter