“I threw my wine on him and took a cab home.”
Hundreds of women came forward toshare their nightmare date stories, so we had to do a part two!
Here’s what they revealed:
1.
“I had been talking to a guy for a few weeks and we decided to meet for dinner.
He lived in another city, so he traveled to me so we could go out.
Ten minutes went by, then 20 minutes, then 30 minutes.
Most people would have just been done then, but I liked him and decided to wait.
He finally showed up and we sat down at our table.
This was the day after Valentine’s Day.
While my brother was off proposing to his now-wife, I was getting called a bitch.
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2.
“We went on a first date to a movie.
During the movie, he started French kissing me while I had popcorn in my mouth.
After the date, he asked if I would be his girlfriend.
“I was out on a date with a guy and it was going well.
We had been talking about various things and vibing together.
He wanted to take me to a few well-known spots/trails for an evening walk to see the city skyline.
When we got to our destination, we walked around the area, laughing and having a good time.
He stood behind me with his arms wrapped around me, holding me as we enjoyed the evening.
I turned around and said, ‘WHAT!?!’
‘Oh no, that was bad of me.
I shouldn’t have said that.
Just calm down and let’s give a shot to enjoy the night.’
The ‘date’ ended then and there.”
“He was an attorney and it was our first date.
We were at a decent restaurant and I felt hopeful he would be nice.
I threw my wine on him and took a cab home.”
“I was on a first date with a guy I met at work.
“I went on a date with a friend of a friend.
I noped right out.
Later, I found out he had a girlfriend.
He called me later to ask what went wrong, and I told him directly.”
I was 32 years old at the time.
He asked, ‘If you had one wish, what would it be?’
He replied, ‘So if you were pregnant right now, that wouldn’t be a miracle?’
He asked me out again.
I said yes, but I kept getting madder as I drove home.
The next day, I sent a text declining a further date.”
“This was the response: ‘I am sorry to hear that.
We indeed want different things.
I want Illyrian Viking offspring.
You are unhappy because you go against your nature.
You have eyes, but you don’t see.
You have been outside the States, and this experience has not enriched you.
You have senses, but you don’t use them.
You want a man to share his feelings.
Good luck finding him.
Even though I don’t like your choice, I respect it.
I wish you all the best.
PS: You should smile more.
You have an amazing smile.”
“‘If I guess your bra size correctly, do I get to motorboat you later?'”
“I went on a blind date.
When he first saw me, he said, ‘Wow, you’re so hot!
You’re like an 8, which is cool because I don’t date 10s!'”
He was a TV editor, and I was the vice president of a TV production company.
I walked out of the restaurant right then and there.”
He said we looked the same and shared the same name.
He refused to eat any dessert and said I needed to eat it all because I was too skinny.
I said it was time to go home and left soon after.
“‘I’m not currently in a relationship.
I just have this woman I have sex with regularly.
But it’s not a relationship.
We are just using each other for sex.'”
It was her dating profile.
He said he was meeting her next and wasn’t sure if she was pretty enough.
“He said his worst fear was that I would be fatter than in my photos.
My reply: ‘You’re not as tall as I thought you were.’
One and done with this loser.”
I had been talking to this guy who lived in a town three hours away for months.
We had gotten pretty close and had even sent gifts to each other.
We made a date for me to meet him in person.
He booked me my own hotel room so I wouldn’t feel uncomfortable, which I thought was nice.
He looked NOTHING like the photos I had seen.
I wanted to cry and run away, but I was trapped with him right outside my door.”
It was so close I could see in the windows.
It was so awkward.
It was all so creepy and weird.
I had him drop me off at the hotel and told him I’d meet him after freshening up.
I got out of there as fast as I could."
“I still can’t believe this happened.
I was in college and went out with a friend who wanted more.
He touched my fingertips with his, leaned in, and said, ‘You’ve got pretty fingernails.
I’d like to rip them all off.’
I couldn’t get out fast enough.”
There were detailed physical descriptions and phrases like ‘sexually, she was dynamite.’
I excused myself to the restroom and walked out the back door.
I blocked him immediately."
I did not go out with him."
“‘I need to have sex five times per day.
If you aren’t able to do that, it’s not going to work out.'”
“After a date that went well, I decided to go home with him and we slept together.
During the act, he called me his sister’s name.
I don’t look like his sister, and just…ew!”
“At dinner, he asked how old I was.
When I told him, he said, ‘That is good news.
If you have not ballooned up by now, then you likely wont.'”
“‘I have a condom with your name on it.'”
She didn’t know him well but thought he seemed nice.
Occasionally, I’d meet the guy and regret the choice.
Needless to say, I didn’t see him again."
Needless to say, there was no second date."
“Someone I dated once told me, upon my rejection, ‘You are ruled by your masculine.
If you embraced your feminine, you’d be irresistible to men.’
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29.
“This 36-year-old male asked how old I was.
I responded with 26 and he responded with, ‘Oh, you are way too old for me.
I prefer 22 or younger.’
“My date suggested we go for a drive.
It was nighttime and out in the country.
He confided that he was impotent, but he thought I could cure his condition!
I declined the ‘opportunity,’ got home safely, and never went out with him again!”
“He asked if I had plastic surgery.
“‘Beautiful people can get away with anything.
But ugly people need to compensate.
For example, you’re smart.'”
“I’m a lawyer with kids.
He complained that she used ‘his money’ to get her nails done.”
It was probably the fourth date we went on.
Very good looking, polite, good career, and all that stuff.
Anyway, he leaned in and kissed me when dropping me off.
I went with it.
It went on for a few seconds, and then wham!!
He subtly whispered to me, ‘What’s the biggest D you’ve ever had?’
Who says that?!
Needless to say, I chose not to see him again.”
What’s the most heinous thing a man has ever said to you on a date???
Note: Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.
