Really cuts to the chase."
And let’s just say their responses will make your eyes roll allllll the way back.
Check it out:
1.
Virtual_Pea_7816
2.
When the judge asked him why he didn’t give the baths, he couldn’t understand the question.
He was legit confused because he was ‘just the dad’ and ‘dads don’t do baths.'"
toasterchild
3. pampooveysbacktatt
4.
Really cuts to the chase, right?"
ConcentrateTrue
5.
He was 22 when he said this.
His mother said this was a lie.
He had a job and school at 15, and he only changed the occasional diaper."
muhbackhurt
6.
“My ex said he didnt know how to use the washing machine.
MaxGoldfinch25
7.
“Told me hed let his cleaning lady go as soon as we went official.
You know…since he now has me.
I laughed in his face for several minutes.
Told him to call, apologize profusely, and beg for her back.
Ended it with him as he wanted a mother not a lover.”
FuckSakez
8.
“‘I can’t tell [redacted] I can’t work late!
It would look bad!/There was no one else who could stay late because they have kids!’
That meansyoumake sacrifices (like hunting trips) to make that happen.”
Danivelle
9.
(Guess who did all the cooking?
thedrunkunicorn
10.
Plantadhd
11.
He would say, If I just start something, you wont be happy because youre picky.
Id still get the youre picky excuse.”
Adorable-Condition83
12.
“I once knew a guy who said he had done enough dishes for this lifetime.
He was 25.”
NickBlackheart
13.
‘I figured you’d want me to sleep since I worked all week.’
(After sleeping until 11 a.m. on a day we were moving.)
(The kids were 6 years old and 6 months old.
They didn’t wear the same size.)"
ifnotmewh0
14.
“‘Well, my dad never changed a diaper, I dont see why I should?’
theflyinghillbilly2
15.
“The first Christmas we were living together, his mom was coming to stay with us.
He asked what I got her?What?
?I hardly know her, and shed made it clear she doesnt like me very much.
‘But youre so good at gift giving!!!’
Yeah, for people I like!!!
LeafsChick
16.
“My industrial engineer husband couldnt turn on the dishwasher because he didnt know how it worked.'”
YooperScooper3000
17.
“‘I just didn’t notice the small details.’
This coming from a man who is a very successful and competent designer and maker of circuit boards.”
BalletWishesBarbie
18.
“I used to make nice dinners for me and my ex.
When I asked him (multiple times) to help with cleanup, he just wouldnt.
Never mind that they got dirty cooking a dinner that HE always greedily ate.
Agree now or Im adding onions.’
(He refused to eat anything with onions in it.)
I broke up with him not long after that for many reasons too numerous to list here.”
bananapineapplesauce
19.
“‘I don’t know where it goes.’
When asked to put some kitchen things away.
You are the one who regularly uses them.
What location would you go to GET it?
Well, that would be where you put it back.
It was a brain fart moment.
I think he regretted it as he heard himself say it.”
samanthasgramma
20.
“‘Women are natural carers.’
And, ‘You’re just better at it.’
Yeah, he’s my ex now.”
Starrisa
21.
“My ex: ‘You do it better anyway.’
Especially with infant/toddler caring things like diapers.
He’d lecture me on whether or not to put salt in boiling water for pasta.
And yet, when I asked him to cook, it was too big of a chore.
‘You’re better at it.’
Good effing riddance.”
One-Armed-Krycek
22.
And he was completely serious.”
heeebusheeeebus
23. vilyia
24. umbrellagirl2185
25.
“‘We just have different thresholds for this stuff.’
‘I just dont think of this kind of stuff like you do.’
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.”
Ejohns10
26. fedupwithallyourcrap
27.
Our towels are matching.
Always have been.”
palekaleidoscope
28.
I asked if he was referring to her hosting guests or her expectations for literal children.
But that never seemed to apply to him."
LeeLooPeePoo
29.
“‘I couldn’t make dinner because I went out with a friend.
You wouldn’t understand because I actually have a life.’
None of his friends last more than a couple of years, though.”
Meg-alodonut
30.
I worked in project management so l knew lots of ways to set that up.
He declined because he ‘didnt want to feel like he worked for me.’
Because my having to actively project manage all our household tasks somehow doesnt already give him that feeling. "
PuzzleheadedLet382
31.
“Ex never claimed ignorance or (god forbid) that I was more capable.
InsertUserName0510
32.
“Him: ‘I’m out of clean [insert clothing item here].
Why didn’t you do laundry?’
Me: ‘Why didn’t you?
I don’t inventory your closet or dresser.’
Him: ‘You should have known!’
Commence him doing a load, usually one outfit.
I always did the entire household’s laundry on Sunday.
We’re divorced now.”
chainlinkchipmunk
33.
“Because he’s tired/slept bad.
I am NINE MONTHS PREGNANT.”
Lonelysock2
34.
“‘I worked today!’
Paired perfectly with, ‘Its my day off!'”
MuffinSongs
35.Finally: “Ill start this off by saying my husband is an equal partner.
He later apologized and remains a great dad and husband despite this one lapse in sanity.
pistil-whip
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