Buddy, I don’t even know what I’m having for dinner tonight.

What year were you born?

Are you sitting on the remote?

Text: "Humorous personal thought about accidentally having a gun before airport security."

Twitter: @BigQadi

30.The ear opening:

When your ear randomly pops and your hearing suddenly increases by 50%.

Meme with text about going to bed and two camera lenses representing nostrils

Tweet questioning why a washing machine misrepresents the remaining cycle time

Meme featuring a woman with hand on face, captioned about forgetting reusable bags and agreeing to buy one

Comparison of typical items in left pocket like keys, wallet, and multitool, and right pocket with phone and earphones

Meme with two panels showing a man clutching his chest with discomfort, captioned with swallowing water painfully

Meme with text "Me watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would," featuring a man smirking

meme of someone blowing into a straw and making bubbles in milk

tweet reading remember those days when you missed school and you'd check the time and think they're eating right now

sun with sunglasses

text reading 13 year old me watching tv and not moving a muscle so they don't notice it is past my bedtime

meme about smacking a leaf

Man with hand on head, relieved expression, text about waking up from a nightmare without consequences

Mom says event starts at 3; person plans backward to wake up at 10 to be on time

person not sold on 19 5 star reviews but sold on hundreds of 4 star reviews

three ways to walk in water

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