Drunk people, what else can you say about them?

They’re a special key in of person.

Caption on a picture of a toad wearing a top hat that reads, "Accidentally bought my toad 100 top hats for my frog instead of one while I was drunk online shopping…"

Tweet from Shutts (@Shuttsapalooza) about being kicked out of a casino for being too drunk and jokingly blaming "card counting," causing a bouncer to react strongly

Tweet from Grandmaster Trash recounting an incident where a stranger attempted to open a wine bottle using their shoe but ended up breaking the bottle and apologizing

Tweet from Karami: "Let's not forget when (person) drank my Grandma's olive oil thinking it was alcohol and was flexing it and shit ?‍♀️". Includes images of people holding and drinking olive oil

drunk person who slept in a wheelbarrow

Text message of someone asking where the other person is and they just reply with a picture of an oyster

drunk person who buys a ticket to Japan on a whim

A tweet from @roastmalone_ saying their Uber driver from three weeks ago called for financial advice because they mentioned working at a bank while drunk

drunk person who miistakes a confectionary treat for their loved one

person who calls a bird doctor from a bar to find out if hummingbirds have feet

Text post by screamingcrawfish: "My dad is drunk watching Bob Ross & nodding every few seconds going 'interesting' and 'that's a good way of thinking about it Bob'. Update: my dad just sat up a little straighter and said 'all RIGHT, some TREES'."

A tweet humorously describes a lost drunk man identifying his location as "the moon". Four laughing emojis follow. Text includes two large highlighted names

Tweet reading, "Woke up this morning with a cup of water and a note next to my bed saying 'for hungover me.' I took a sip and it was vodka. Drunk me is such a douche"

Facebook post of a person wearing bowling shoes with the caption "Never drinking at da bowling alley again. I'm mad WTF I left my Jordans"

A social media post from user scientifrick recounts a story of their uncle and aunt arguing about who would drive home, ending with the aunt chugging a bottle of wine

Tweet reading, &quot;<em>my step dad comes in drunk at the end of the night and walks into the kitchen</em> him: 'what time is it?' <em>looks at the microwave that has 53 seconds still sitting on it</em> him again: '53? Fuck that's late'&quot;

A humorous text message exchange: &quot;Brother&quot; asks for a pickup due to being drunk. The reply requests a location, and the brother mistakenly says, &quot;I love that song.&quot;

drunk person who speedruns donkey kong in front of a party in 2 hours

drunk person who sings One Direction to a tree

Open fridge door with bottles decorated with googly eyes and drawn-on faces. Text above reads: &quot;My roommate got drunk and did this to our fridge and I'm not even mad.&quot;

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Tweet by peyton (@peytlhaag) reads, &quot;$5 a week has been coming out of my bank for months and I only just realized I adopted a kangaroo named Poppy on New Year's Eve while I was destroyed.&quot;

Two text posts by user mortuarybees. The first discusses how pigeons are treated unfairly despite humans breeding them as companions. The second says, &quot;I was drunk but right.&quot;

![Tweet reading, "My dad last night, completely shitfaced, was trying to get out of the backseat of my car and he gave up, put his head against the car door and said ‘alexa, please get me out of here’

WE DONT EVEN HAVE AN ALEXA IN THE FIRST PLACE"](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2024-09/20/17/asset/d5b593c33583/sub-buzz-941-1726852045-1.jpg)

drunk person who cooks food on a clock in the microwave

Text message that reads, &quot;Are you home No at brewskis&quot; and then, &quot;How drunk are you because you just answered yourself&quot;

Facebook post of a hunk of cheese that reads, &quot;Dear hungover me, thanks for packing me lunch&quot;

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A tweet from David (@dw00dz) recounting a humorous story where he apologized to his own reflection in a mirror, thinking it was another person

Text message exchange with person 1 saying they left and went home, and person 2 confusedly asking where they are, ending with &quot;Oh, where am I going&quot; from person 2

A toaster filled with uncooked bow-tie pasta. Text: &quot;So my brother got blackout drunk the other night. He found this in his toaster the next morning.&quot;

Twitter post by Ohheyohhihello: &quot;Just overheard a girl order a Bloody Mary when apple juice wasn't available, which is very similar to how I make most of my life decisions.&quot;

Tweet by dylan (@dylanceeee) stating: &quot;my drunk ASS boyfriend just asked me ‘who’s the handsomest man in the world’ and I said ‘uh… you?’ and he goes ‘false it’s fucking Ryan Reynolds’&quot;

drunk person who hates babies

Greg Sheffer tweets about changing a friend's phone shortcut leading to an embarrassing text exchange with an Uber ride tainted by frequent &quot;Yes daddy I do&quot; terms