Not even kidding, I’m jealous of the “childless cat lady.”

In 2014, she would have gone on Ellen.

We’re three days through the DNC in Chicago!

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As usual, there were funny tweets.

And here are my favorites:

1.

East coasters staying up late all week to watch the DNC speeches.pic.twitter.com/8hLGznmlVR

2.

Dems have freedom, football, and Oprah.

3.

they did this random lady so dirty pic.twitter.com/764edGE5G6

4.

Justice for her!pic.twitter.com/OsIl1DCv7N

5.

Closed captioning could not handle Pete Buttigieg saying his own last namepic.twitter.com/E5EVyJadeJ

6.

Showing up to the gossip sesh knowing full well i am the dramapic.twitter.com/01x8yrs05w

7.

Bill Clinton: Dont worry, Ill keep my speech shortpic.twitter.com/a1oe7aXH16

9.

The DNC is just Coachella for Poli-Sci majors

12.

Yall think they got the teleprompter going for Stevie?pic.twitter.com/wm6eKbGAkM

14.

We have Oprah, they have the My Pillow Guy.

Oprah’s about to tell us there’s a democracy under our seat

16.

100% just checked under my seat.#DNC2024pic.twitter.com/xTwT3R9e23

17.

Oh did your convention not have Oprah?

We couldve locked up 538 electoral votes tonight if Amy walked out with thempic.twitter.com/YecShdc2cc

20.

I love how for Kamala were doing like she is just!

She will fight for you!

And for Tim its all like this man is the idealized version of America.

He is a hot dog.

He is a football

21.

Pierre Escargot currently speaking at the#DNCpic.twitter.com/hYD6oYI5vw

23.

Certainly did not think while watching Oprah in middle school that one day shed look younger than me.

The Democratic convention is turning out to be the most bipartisan event of the last four years.

Doug walking out to New Radicals just locked down the Gen X / Elder Millennial vote

27.

Never let it be said that Wisconsin Democrats came unprepared to the Democratic National Convention.pic.twitter.com/6whXOVVHAX

28.

Nancy showing up to the funeral of the man she killed…

I don’t know a better nonna

29.

Another night up past 11 PM watching the DNCpic.twitter.com/Gtb0MfHLra

30.

Oh my god were gonna WINpic.twitter.com/zcvCQwWwUA

31.

Elizabeth Warren has always been exactly the age she is right now.

I do not know how to explain that but it is a fact.

Until Gus Walz just did it