You might want to empty your bladder before reading.

Having one of those days?

Screenshot from "Parks and Recreation"

Side-by-side of women modeling the same dress

Closeup of a guy sweating through his shirt

"All Americans must be accompanied by an adult"

a cat sitting in a baby's chair

A pillow saying "Oh Oh Oh"

"SMOL PP"

"No Baby On Board Feel Free To Crash Into Me"

"One of our best sellers … though no idea why."

A bar menu

"Jesus I just started shopping"

A driver with a bunch of phones on their dash board

A list of rules for a Lyft driver

Tires with snow faces on them

"Amish High Score"

"THE MIDDLE CHILD"

"Jesus came with you on his mind"

"Guess what dogs love you"

A wasp nest on a statue

A play horse in front of a Napoleon poster

"Have a great day!"

"Her skin was the color of just-pressed olive"

"Stop editing your pics."

"I bet aliens ride past earth and lock their doors"

"Please do not hit door with bussy"

Penises on a cup

A man with underwear stuck on his back

"Leah: A firetruck"

"It will be highly appreciated that if you don't pet her or scratch her back, that you say hi to her."

"Rat beef"

"How to get unhigh"

A paper with a hand giving the middle finger

"It's-a-me Mario"

"Join the Ryan meetup!"

A person holding a miniature milk jug

"Bunny3 added 'Hey fuck this hey Siri cancel' to Shopping list"

"Man inside"

"daily discounted carrot juice"