“I drive home so quick after work like Im late for the house.”
@Y2SHAF
Y’allllll…summer’s coming to a close.
How we feelin' about it?
Are you excited for some crunchy leaves, ready to leave behind the heat?
In the meantime, how about some laughs???
Twitter kept me thoroughlyyy entertained all week:
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did it hurt?
American culture funny asl mfs really say how you doing and walk off
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Imagine the pressure she was under making that pasta to prove her innocence.
Probably felt like iron chef in therehttps://t.co/l3W1d065t8
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jesus…pic.twitter.com/hf47EPjd1x
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Protect me from who?https://t.co/64kBUMNYua
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I stepped on a couple of leaves this morning and they crunched!
i should have had to learn a lesson.
always needs more pics of my skull for her little files.
she is sooooo obsessed
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Just had to spell the word bourgeoisie while sharing my screen.
Jesus Christ
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christian is such a funny name when you think about it.
what if I named my kid atheist
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The electrician they sent is wearing waist-high pants.pic.twitter.com/TtVxVmndcN
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Asked my coworker whats wrong & he said Im tired of faking that I like you guys & honestly?
I beg your finest fucking pardon?https://t.co/evViIiBvXq
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“chat” is honestly a perfect collective noun.
A girl in class said “chat I need a pen” and she got a pen.
This is a good one, kids.
Today I went to the bank and asked if they had an atm.
The guy said they had a drive thru.
I said oh I walked here.
He said thats fine.
