That’s gonna leave a mark.

Image of a Reddit post from /r/shittyfoodporn. It shows a plate with baked chicken breast, air fryer fries, and pita bread. A comment below asks, "What'd you bake the chicken with, a warm hug?"

A meme with a tweet by @d_trulliaj wondering why Ice Spice has the "perfect birthday" of January 1, 2000 and comparing it to a "Microsoft Windows-ass date of birth."

A sign states, "If your child puts his/her hand in the topping you have to pay for the ENTIRE container. Thank you." Comment about parents and kids follows

A Reddit post by johnmcclanehadplans reads, "You know this dude has definitely only had sex in two positions." Luname replies, "Left hand and right hand?"

Screenshot of a Reddit post in r/AppleWatch. User analogkid825's question: "How come my watch doesn't say 'it looks like you're exercising' when I make boom boom with my partner?" Top reply by O667: "It doesn't register workouts shorter than 3 mins."

An Onion article headline reads "Fireworks Accident Blows Off Tip Of Florida." Comments joke about mistaking the satire for real news

A tall red cake with a large Confederate flag design on the front. A comment below reads, "That's a lot of effort to announce that the bride and groom are siblings"

Social media post exchanges: "Kevin is as sharp as a marble," "but marble isn't sharp their circle," "you're Kevin."

A plate with unappetizing, gray-colored food with text overlay "We eatin good tonight" and a Facebook post by Sofia suggesting to remove the 'd'

"Tupperware? Looks like a takeaway food container"; response: "That's exactly what tupperware is you upper class crumpet"

Screenshot of a Twitter exchange. First tweet by @versusIII asks, "What y'all put on first when getting dressed?" Reply by @shaneliix says "My shirt." @therealestjoey responds, "Ok Winnie the Pooh."

Poll results: 29% Yes, 57% No, 14% No opinion. Commenter says "never." Another replies: "Except for the 800 years we've already been using them, you rotted blowpop."

Margaret Hamilton stands beside a large stack of paper containing the Apollo code she wrote by hand in 1969. Comments below talk about the space landing being fake

A very overcooked plate of meat with comment: "I'm Muslim and even I know when a rack is absolutely fucked; this shit looks like it was shoved in one of them hot pocket sleeping bags and microwaved on 'zap me daddy' for 8 minutes"

"My 4 year old searched: '[random letters]' I was mortified"; response: "I can see that, your kid knowing how to type grammatically correct Dutch at such an early age; that's fucking weird"

A man putting a surgical mask over their eyes, with comment: "It's because of this kind of people why the Power Rangers say their colors"

Response: "I just know you be hissing at books like they're garlic"; original comment: "Now I'm positive y'all making up words ever year because wtf is an agnostic???"

A person posts their bare feet, with very stubby, far-apart toes, with comment, "Feels like my feet are not meant to wear climbing shoes; any shoe suggestions, guys?" response: "I drew those feet in elementary school"

Someone says about Pride Month, "and how their get a month but soilders only get 2 mins" and response is, "they don't 'only have 2 minutes' ya obtuse cabbage"

Someone posts a cloud formation that looks vaguely like the shape of a person with boxy shoulders, with comment, "Can anyone explain?" and someone responds with, "cloud" and a link to Wikipedia

"If you love milk chocolate but don't like dark chocolate, you actually like sugar more than chocolate"; response: "If you like pickles but don't like cucumbers, you actually like vinegar more than cucumbers"

"If being sexy was a crime, I'd be serving a life sentence"; response: "A life sentence? For a crime you didn't commit?"

"So now you're telling us you are anti-Constitution?" Response: "Did you do long jump in high school? Because if you were half as good at that as you are at jumping to conclusions, you would have set records"

Person on a date in someone's house posts photo of what looks like a small blue barrel/cup and says "She has a drum like this in the room; is this a red flag?" and someone says, "No, that is not a red flag; that is a blue barrel"

Person says they just bought the world's ugliest headphones, and when someone says to post a pic, they say they're coming in 2 days and posts a photo of their open hand; response: "it looks like you have both too many and the normal amount of fingers"

Someone posts "the best homemade dinner on the planet" and a picture of boiled potatoes, buttered bread, and a meat stew with carrots, and the response is, "All of the UK eats like the Germans are still flying overhead"

Someone posts extremely dense-looking bread with comment, "This is it lads, the worst loaf of bread I've ever made"; response: "A toddler with a skateboard could get more air than that"

Someone posts a plate of chicken legs with some BBQ sauce resting on their leg, with their bare, dirty foot visible; response: "Why are your feet seasoned better than the chicken?"

"Praying for the people in England," "What happened there," "They live there"

A social media exchange where one user challenges another about showing a time-lapse video from Earth to Mars. The second user rebuts, questioning the first user's existence

A heated social media exchange between Tom and Sarah contains derogatory language and insults. Tom's message mocks Sarah about her friends; Sarah replies with a crude retort

A tweet by @UnkleDell saying, "animals be 20 minutes old and already know what to do", and a reply by Evans saying, "Meanwhile human babies come out with a spot on their head that ain't finished yet and the communication skills of an alarm clock"

Social media exchange: User 1 comments, "Weird hill to die on, but I guess you die either way, eh?" User 2 responds, "Is that a threat?" User 3 replies, "How are you this dense and yet don't have moons orbiting you?"

Screenshot of a social media exchange: "Modern art is not celebrating special talent. It celebrates mediocrity." Response: "If modern art celebrates mediocrity, where's your exhibit?"

Reddit thread: Lonewolf_087 asks why someone in Hollywood isn't at In-N-Out. Fantastic_Mr_Fox sarcastically replies about preferring fries that resemble fried potato sticks over cold tapeworms from a 16th-century peasant's chamber pot

Reddit post from r/AskMen asking which part of the body the user wishes had skin from the palm. Top comment: "Between my eyebrows." Second comment: "I'm guessing that 's' isn't needed?", highlighting a typo

"Can't beat a full English," with a photo showing fried eggs, sausages, ham, baked beans, and either breaded meat or hash browns in a tray; response: "Did you cook this with sunlight?"