I feel so much safer knowing workplaces are offering free webinars about how to survive mass shootings!

2.Here in America, we have creative solutions to our problems.

3.Want to survive mass shootings?

The image shows the rear of a sports car with a spoiler. The license plate frame says "Vegas Auto Gallery," and a bumper sticker reads, "Please be patient, student driver."

Don’t worry; there’s a webinar for that!

What a way to mark a special occasion!

You definitely won’t end up on the phone with your insurance company for hours!

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6.But honestly, for hospital bills like these, who needs insurance?

8.They certainly wouldn’t charge you for things like holding your own child.

9.There’s nothing more relaxing than getting advertised to at the beach.

Image promoting a live webinar on teaching employees to survive an active shooter, scheduled for Tuesday, April 18, 2023, at 10:00 AM PDT / 1:00 PM EDT

10.Even at the psych ward, you’re able to’t escape advertising.

11.Here in the US, we commemorate tragedies in the American way: with consumerism and beer.

12.We also like to provide helpful resources for distressing situations.

mdbox promotional display for $49 video medical consultations available anytime, anywhere. Features a phone screen showing a medical provider

13.The American workforce is truly pampered.

For $2, you’re able to even wear shorts during a heat wave!

However, we draw the line at asking for cups of water.

Text on image: "My health insurance sent me a letter telling me they're cancelling my health insurance because they don't know my address. So tomorrow I have to read that back to them and see if they can see the problem there."

14.Look at how much we care about these workers!

15.Our companies truly care about us.

Look, this office is installing “privacy pods” that definitely don’t look like prison cells!

Image showing a social media post about a $39,000 hospital bill for a stroke at age 34. The bill statement shows a balance of $38,587.19 dated 4/13/2021

16.Just look how much we appreciate our employees!

17.They rock!!!

18.We’re great with food waste here.

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19.And feeding people in need.

20.America: we contain multitudes.

21.Look, the two great American values!

A hospital bill shows a charge of $39.95 for holding a newborn baby. The image criticizes this as an example of extreme capitalism

Jesus and beefy, cheesy glory!

22.Don’t believe what you hear about processed foods here!

23.Public services?

A group of five people swim in the ocean near a floating for a cryptocurrency exchange

24.The way we embrace technology in the US has really improved business models.

25.Like, now we can just use AI instead of hiring workers!

26.I just LOVE self-checkouts.

Metal floor drain on a speckled surface, with a small piece of trash nearby

It’s so convenient!

Plus, companies can hire fewer workers, which is a win for everyone!

27.Shopping in America is so quick and easy.

A Coca-Cola display in Walmart shows stacked soda boxes arranged in the shape of the U.S. flag with the text "We Will Never Forget" and "9-11-01" above it

28.Here in America, we care about the environment.

29.We really live in the moment in America.

30.We just have so much respect for each other in America.

An envelope from the Ohio Department of Taxation with a visible postage stamp and return address

31.Employers are just so reasonable here.

32.And our parents?

They could NEVER be manipulated by fake news!

A whiteboard with notes: "Bag your chemicals," "corn on cob PLU# 4078," shorts allowed for $2/day to CMN, pay at Service Desk, bring own water bottle, no cups next week

33.America is so wholesome.

34.Tipping culture is tame here.

35.And your tip always goes to a real-life employee!

Two people wearing camera equipment stand beside a white car, appearing to record or observe something. Trees and other parked cars are in the background

36.Even robots deserve tips, people!

37.American manufacturing is back, baby!

38.And finally, I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a photo scream America more.

Indoors, showing a series of progressively smaller, square, framed glass structures aligned in a tunnel-like fashion with various objects scattered on the floor

A box of Paper Mate coloring crayons lies next to a paperclip, a rubber band, and a marble on a table

A hand wearing fingerless gloves holds a small mesh bag containing a rock with a note that reads, "You Rock. Thank you for being Awesome."

A sign in a store states that any leftover food will be thrown away and not given for free. Taking food without payment is theft and will be reported to law enforcement

A metal cart outside with several loaves of bread wrapped in plastic bags piled on top, next to a brick wall and a chair

Billboards: One advertises "ADULT VIDEO," another with an image of Jesus reads "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU" from The Roman Catholic Churches of San Juan County

Billboard with two signs: one reading "JESUS" in large text and another below showing a McDonald's burger with the text "beefy cheesy glory."

A food product label showing nutrition facts, ingredients (including bioengineered ingredients), and warning about consumption safety for different groups

Electric vehicle charging station with an attached notice labeled "Disconnection of Service" and customer notification text

Multiple beverage cups on a counter at a coffee shop, with people waiting in the background

People walk through a busy store aisle lined with various products and clothing sections. The store has a high ceiling with bright lighting

Store aisle with men's grooming products on both sides. Multiple shelves display various items like razors, shaving creams, and grooming kits

Two close-up photos of a McDonald's cup lid, inspected for differences in design and functionality

A large audience holds up phones to capture rapper Ye performing on stage in a dimly lit, smoky atmosphere

Rear view of a Kia Sorento with a bumper sticker reading: "Do Not Tailgate Me. Antisocial Gun-Toting Sociopath Behind The Wheel. Please Just Go Around."

Phone screen text message starting: "Hi [Name] Seems like it's been a tough day and I'm sorry." Notification about employment termination due to non-response

A text message about a phone accessory that blocks radiation to upgrade to version 15 or 16. Another text reads, "DAD ARE YOU SERIOUS."

Text conversation about a father’s 8-year-old daughter's cheerleading team selling raffle tickets to fund uniforms and camp. Top raffle prize is a rifle

Receipt showing tip options for $39.75 total, dated Dec 3, 2022. Options: 15% tip ($5.96), 18% tip ($7.16), 20% tip ($7.95). Payment via Visa card

Product page listing options for packs with 1, 2, 3, or 4 pieces. It includes sections for notes and order confirmation tips for additional prices, and an "Add to Cart" button

A checkout screen prompting for a tip selection, with a bottle of Vita Coco coconut water and a package of Costco chicken Caesar wrap on the counter

Cardboard box labeled "American Freedom 4/1 Made in China" placed on a concrete surface with scattered leaves

A yellow sign reads: "CHURCH FIREWORKS. NO TAX. BUY 1 GET 1 FREE. TENT ON RIGHT."