1.I can’t even imagine trying to explain this to a Chase support bot.
2.I…have no words.
3.Cool, cool, this is totally normal and fair.
4.Imagine being robbed AND having your music taste insulted.
5.Womp womp.
6.Honestly…it’s still worth it to have a cat.
9.I can’t even imagine the pain I would feel at discovering this.
10.What kind of monster does this???
Sad Kelly Kapoor face
12.I guess you’re not throwing a party tonight!
13.Or giving your baby food!
15.This person gaveFinal Destinationa run for their money.
16.This person started off their vacation great.
17.Just…why?
18.New fear unlocked!
19.Aaaaand another one!
20.There’s nothing to say to this except, “That sucks, man.”
21.THIS is why I don’t like getting my hair cut!!!
22.Eating alone is all good and fun…until this happens.
This is why all teachers deserve to be paid more.
24.I’d be stealing my sister’s clothes for all eternity in revenge for this.
25.Next time, better keep this under lock and key.
26.To this, I offer an emphatic, “That’s rough, buddy.”
27.These poor, unfortunate souls prove why over-the-ear headphones sorry are superior to AirPods.
29.I’m honestly wondering how badly this person pissed off a former manager to have this happen.
30.As someone who cares deeply about my Wordle score, this might just break me.
31.This is why living in rural places with snow is so fun!
(Reader: She was being sarcastic.
Living in rural places with snow is not at all fun beyond the first few snow days.)
33.I think this iPhone might be a lost cause.
34.Good luck taking a bath after this.
35.This has got to win some sort of bad luck award.
36.This is the kind of thing that makes me think people are inherently selfish.
38.Oh, you wanted dinner tonight?
39.And finally…I’m never trusting makeup packaging ever again.
