I’m still shocked that Samuel L. Jackson held Martin Luther King’s father hostage in college.

In fact, Keanu went as Dolly in the Playboy Bunny costume for Halloween one year.

(I need photos of this.)

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3.Speaking of Keanu Alice Cooperbabysathim when he was a kid.

Apparently, fake poop in the fridge was somehow involved?

6.Alicia Keys and Timothee Chalametgrew upin the same building.

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7.And guess who was thefirstsecurity guard of that building?

He even got in on theKevin James memesto joke about the old days.

9.Tommy Lee Jones and Al Gorelived togetherat Harvard, which I honestly cannot imagine.

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10.One of my fave celeb connections?

Lauryn Hillwentto Zach Braff’s bar mitzvah, and theywereeven partners during the game “Coke and Pepsi.”

11.I’m kind of in shock that Christian Bale’s stepmotherisfeminist rights icon Gloria Steinem.

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12.And Matthew Perry’s stepdadwasKeith Morrison ofDatelinefame.

It was pure jealousy."

14.Jamie Dornan and Eddie Redmaynewereroommates before they were famous.

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At the time, they also hung out with Robert Pattinson, Andrew Garfield, and Charlie Cox.

I’m still searching the mail for my invite, TBH.

16.And Chloe SevignybabysatTopher Grace Topher even had a crush on her.

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17.Mara Wilson and Ben Shapiroarecousins, and I can’t IMAGINE how awkward those holiday meals are.

18.Joe Rogan and Gerard Way, the lead singer of My Chemical Romance,arealso cousins.

19.NasisYara Shahidi’s cousin, which is one Christmas dinner I’d like to attend.

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21.Ed Sheeranslept onJamie Fox’s couch for six weeks when he first moved to LA.

Cooper introduced Corden to his wife, Julia Carey.

That’s cute and all, but I honestly cannot picture Cooper and Corden hanging out.

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Oh, and Anderson once wrote a paper Wilson passed off as his.

28.Pedro Pascal and Sarah Paulsonhave been friendssince the early ’90s before they found fame.

When Paulson began to book work, she would give Pascal money so he could afford to eat.

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And this iswhythey’re the internet’s Mom and Dad!

29.Werner Herzogoncerescued Joaquin Phoenix from his upside-down car after he got in a crash.

Herzog happened to be passing by and saw the wreckage.

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Herzog helped him from the car and then disappeared moments later.

30.Martin Luther King Jr.paidthe hospital bill when Julia Roberts was born.

When her parents couldn’t pay the hospital bill, Martin and Coretta stepped in.

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Jackson ended up being kicked out of school for the protest.

“He told me that he was my biggest fan,” she recalled.

He told me that I couldn’t leave: that I was part of history."

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35.Timothee Chalamet and Ansel Elgortwentto high school together and competed for the same parts in plays.

They also had the same drama and science teachers and played on the same basketball team.

(TBH, I cannot picture either of these men playing basketball.)

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Rhymes said he would skip class with Biggie and smoke weed.

Oh, and DMXalsowent to school there.

38.Seth Rogan and Nathan Fielderwentto the same high school and were even in an improv group together.

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39.And finally, Rachel Brosnahan’s auntwasfashion designer Kate Spade.

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