There’s photographic proof, but I’m still having a hard time believing these places actually exist.

Sign reads "$ THAI Food near me" above a restaurant entrance with a grade A health rating

Signboard of a business named 'A Chinese Restaurant' with a phone number listed below

A person wearing a T-shirt with a text review about customer service

A group of seniors socializing at a table with a humorous "Jack's Old Fart Table" sign

Sign on a restaurant stating "NO RESERVATIONS - WALKENS ONLY" with a portrait of Christopher Walken

Large teddy bears seated at outdoor cafe tables, simulating a social atmosphere

Person in a knight costume posing inside an elevator with dark marble walls

Urinal with a soccer goal-themed deodorizer block

Sign with cartoon pig for "Pigman's Saucy Station" listing sauces including Regular, Hot, Rib Roamin', and Cheryl's Secret Sauce

Styrofoam container with a drawing of a cupcake and "ENGLISH MUFFIN" text underneath

Sign reading 'chicken' above a lit storefront at night with parked cars in the foreground

Etched glass design of Colonel Sanders with a sombrero on

Sign on door announcing closure from April 30th to May 2nd, supporting employees' collective time off, reopening May 3rd

Framed wall art with uplifting phrases about self-worth and a humorous compliment

A metal disposal bin labeled 'SOILED UNDERPOOS' mounted on a wall above a tiled floor

List of quirky cafe rules on a pink pillar including no loud talking, bargaining, or flirting with the cashier

Receipt held by a person showing an order of burgers, fries, drinks, toppings, and milkshake with prices

Sign with humorous instructions on how to flush a toilet and not to panic, ending with a thank-you for cooperation

Receipt showing a total balance of $885.14 with terms indicating acknowledgment of goods or services received

A painting of a person next to a van in a forest scene with a waterfall, displayed on a wall

Two plaques indicating artwork by Elaine Chung with titles "Artist" and "Chef" and dates

A Pokémon trading card and pens are on a restaurant bill holder

Damaged Luby's sign with humorous message, "You should see the other guy," implying a minor incident

Sign stating restrooms are for one person at a time and multiple entries will lead to security being called, with emphasis on prohibition of drug use

Public restroom with a toilet and an open baby changing station

Storefront of 'No Brand Burger' with an for Western fast food, visible in an urban setting. No persons in image

Sign for Bavarian Bierhaus advertising "Soup of the Day: BEER" at their restaurant-brewery

Sign instructing employees to stop crying before returning to work and to wash hands

Imprint of a child's face on a wooden table next to a woven placemat

A packet of Aloves chili sauce on a wooden table beside a glass of water and edge of a white plate

Various novelty US currency bills with high denominations and fictional characters displayed on a table

Menu displaying various sizes of chicken wings and side orders with prices

Chicken-shaped cover framing a light switch on a tiled wall

Restaurant menu displaying different pricing for hot pot and BBQ lunch and dinner based on adult and child height

Sign offering one free sandwich delivery to your hospital bed

Sidewalk sign inviting people to try "the worst pizza one guy on TripAdvisor ever had."

Sign for "La Pizza Verace," indicating a pizzeria established in 2023 with a terracotta roof above

Outdoor dining area with booths set in large concrete pipes, decorated with graffiti art

Menu cover with "THE DAMAGE" text, suggesting a humorous take on a bill presentation

Restroom sink with a mirror above it reading "you look fine" for a confidence boost