“Florence Pugh and her deep ass voice can punch me in the neck.

I’d die for her.”

Warning: some of the reviews below may contain spoilers.

ayo edebiri holding a golden globe

1.First up, this gem of a review for Greta Gerwig’sLittle Women.

2.This movie may be what men want, but is this what women want?

According to Ayo, absolutely not.

Florence Pugh and her deep ass voice can punch me in the neck. I'd die for her. I'd do anything. She shouldn't be playing 14 but that's none of my business

3.Men’s hairlines are essential forDie Hard’s storyline.

4.A review where Ayo gets really honest about her past.

5.A must-watch romantic comedy where people are “hot hot.”

This movie feels like a fever dream if the writer learned like what feminism was after watching exactly one (1) TEDtalk and was like “I’m good I got it.” It feels like it was made in 2004?? That being said, Erykah Badu should win an Oscar

6.The heart emoji really locks in this review:

7.God would approve this review.

10.This review ofThe Empire Strikes Backmay make anyStar Warsfan mad.

11.Apparently,Mad Max: Fury Roadmade Ayo recall a really bad breakup.

Really fun but completely psychotic and nonsensical movie about two men of completely different races, ideologies and visions for the world with the exact same M-shaped receding hairline

12.She’s not wrong?

13.you better grow up if you don’t like this review aboutMoneyball.

14.This 2020 review ofThe Princess Switchgets straight to the point.

Ayo saying she did an amazing job in the film and that she loves rewatching this movie and when Alec Baldwin hugs a man saying, the patriot act and she loves being from Boston

15.Has Ari DM’d Ayo yet??

17.Another solid review forThe Tree of Life.

18.Hopefully, Ayo is okay after Channing’s and Jessie J’s breakup.

I love when a movie is fun. I love when two white peple who you can tell weren't "hot hot" in high school but are now "definitely hot" as adults have incredible chemistry. I love time romance. Charminig! Fun! Yeah!

19.Why did no one tell AyoAlienwas scary?

20.She makes a valid point.

21.She makes another valid point.

Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory is a banger and more movies for children need to be scary

22.A very accurate review for1917.

23.Tom Cruise might approve this review.

24.Godzilla would 100 percent approve this one, though.

the F9 movie is really and truly post-god

25.The accuracy of early pandemic haircuts is hurtful.

26.Honesty is key.

27.Someone needed to call outInception and thank god it was Ayo.

the fly is the between "very good" and "despicable and wretched and ruined my night"

28.When the future is “just a little shinier.”

29.Can’t go wrong with an audience’s reaction review, according to Ayo.

30.The nuclear fridge was a big point of contention for this Indiana Jone’s film.

Pride and prejudice is when your favorite SNL cast is the one you watched growing up, and your favorite pride and prejudice is the first one you saw when you were horny

31.It’s hard not to talk politics when it comes toV for Vendetta.

32.Give the dog an Oscar.

33.However, don’t give a dog CBD.

the empire strikes back is a great movie but old yoga is ugly

34.Zippy deserves all the awards.

35.Ayo should say this for her next acceptance speech.

36.Sorry,Quantum of Solace.

ayo edebiri says mad max is hard to watch because she lost her virginity to the doof warrior who plays the flaming electric guitar.

37.Warning: This “script” review spoils the entireMalcolm & Mariemovie.

38.That’s why everyone was whispering inThe Batman.

39.Ayo had a lot of feelings aboutElvis.

uncut gems made the girls and the gays watch basketball and care about it

40.But her mom had even bigger feelings aboutTop Gun: Maverick.

41.And finally, this honest review aboutHalloween.

moneyball is good because of Ayo's intuition. she likes baseball because she is diseased and it's either genetic or because she drank boston tap water.

we don't deserve the vaccine

ari aster needs to DM Ayo to connect him with someone from the prayer line., he can just dial in. he doesn't need to speak.

propaganda against white people with dreads, this movie is a roaring success

the tree of life was watching on canadian version of abc family with commercial breaks

channing tatum is a good actor but ayo hopes him and jessie j stay together

alien is scary and no one told me how scary this would be. now i'm afraid of aliens and milk robots. hope everyone who didn't warn me is happy WTF.

It will alway sbe funny to me that PTA finished magnolia and then immedtialtely was like "oh, i have to make a shorter movie."

a 17% rotten tomatoes score is systemic racism. Ayo doesn't make the rules. she just reads about them and then decided what is systemic racism after reading about them!

ok literally i'm into war now. this rocked and left me physically shaking and I would kiss roger deakins wherever he wanted if he asked me to and i never want to see it again in my life

a beautiful perfect story about how cocaine can make a whole movie

just thought this was absolutely incredibly. wasn't expecting to be emotionally gut punched by a godzilla movie but here we are

every girl who tries to cut her own bangs during this demic is going to end up looking like javier bardem lma0

if you like this movie, you've got family that objectly racist and that's okay, really, none of my business, you just need to be honest about it

do you think one of Leo DiCaprio's young girlfriends has shown him this movie? or maybe one of the youths on tumbler sent JGL a private message what I'm asking is: do any of these people know or care that inception ripped off so much shit from this movie

I love any sci-fi that takes place in the future where our idea of the future is exactly like now just a little shinier

teeangers left halfways through screaming at the grove just now. an adult woman yelled virgins as a comeback response and was met with the most silence of the enitre movie and maybe my entire life

i don't know why everyone is so mad about the nuclear fridge thing because that happened to me when I went to diplos mad decent concert in 2015 and did molly for the first time

if you were on tumbler in 2008 and reblodded a gif of natalie portman crying while her head got shaved, youre a leftist now

well i just saw the greatest acting performance of my life and it was no by sanda huller

whenever i give my dog CBD before a flight, i get afraid this will happen

posthumous oscar to zippy the turtle on speed

i want to thank every single person in my life who encouraged me to rewatch this. really every single person. who when i said i had made up my mind about this movie and said no you haven't rewatch it.

quantum of solace is not as fun as casino royal. no one has asthma or gets hit in the balls with a rope

jazz is playing and it's black and white because the stars are black even though life? is white. Marie malcolm marie marie marie malcolm you are black no I'm black brb going to make mac and cheese or light a cigarette

literally i enjoyed this and am excited for the sequels. this was the best use of paul dano in all of cinema history.

so many things to say about this movie where tim burton's penguin tries to stop elvis from ending segregation but at the end of the day i will not say anything

do i hate the military industrial complex. sure. did i enlist immediately after the movie ended. yes. okay that was a lie. but i did like this movie. I was physically shaking during the main flight sequences

i woulda just minded my business and died