Give these kids their own comedy show!

1.This kid had a fun contact name for her mother.

2.And this kid also had an unexpected contact photo and name for their parent.

A 12-year-old's contact name for their mother as displayed on a smartphone: <code>spawn point</code> with two devil emojis bookending a heart emoji. Text above reads, &quot;We gave our 12-YO her 1st phone. The name she gave her Mom (I'm Dadzilla).&quot;

3.These kids were regular comedians.

4.This kid was a smart aleck.

5.As was this kid.

A hand holds a phone displaying a black-and-white photo of Joseph Stalin with a call screen open from the &quot;CIA&quot;

6.Ah, siblings.

7.This kid had some valid answers.

8.This kid knew who Mother’s Day was really about.

Seven bottled waters are lined up in a hallway near a laundry area with a washer in view.

10.These kids said, “Family version?

Not on my watch.”

11.This kid technically followed instructions.

Math problem showing handwriting and drawing: &quot;Bobby has four dimes. Amy has 30 pennies. Which child has more money?&quot; Child wrote &quot;Bobby&quot; and drew a thought bubble

12.This child was determined to roast their dad, no matter the cost.

13.Kids can be brutal.

14.This 11-year-old was even more brutal.

A student's worksheet with a question about safe locations during a tornado. The student circled &quot;circle one&quot; and wrote, &quot;It is way to dangerous to circle a tornado.&quot;

15.This child wasn’t afraid to portray their parent as they really are.

16.This child was actually extremely clever.

17.These kids were major pranksters in the making.

A person types a message on an in-flight entertainment screen, saying: &quot;what did you just say to me you littleshit? know I gratuated top of my class in&quot;

18.As were these.

19.This prank may have been dark, but I admire the commitment to the bit.

20.This prank was far more harmless yet far more sophisticated.

Student's worksheet answer for two examples of solids, liquids, and gases: solids - poop, pee, fart; liquids - pee, water; gas - steam. Teacher comment: Really?

21.This kid was smarter than most adults I know.

22.This kid had a pragmatic view of life.

23.This kid truly understood “work smarter, not harder.”

A handwritten note reads: &quot;Mom, I just wanted to tell you that Mother's Day wouldn't be possible without me. I'll be waiting for my present in the living room. Love, Joshua.&quot;

24.As did this kid.

25.This sister did precisely as asked.

26.This sibling was just very supportive.

Two mugs with Father's Day messages. First: &quot;Even though I'm not from your sack, I know you've still got my back. Happy Father's Day.&quot; Second: &quot;With Love&hellip; From the child you inherited when you decided to shack up with my mom.&quot;

27.This kid knew what their parents were about.

28.This 9-year-old has already mastered Dad humor.

29.At least this teenager got detention for a good reason.

A humorous card from a game reads &quot;Kids, Dad is trying something new this week. It’s called 'Mom's butt.'&quot; Both cards are from &quot;Family Edition.&quot;

30.This child had a practical solution to a practical problem.

31.This 12-year-old was funnier than me, TBH.

32.This dad-and-son combo was well-matched.

Close-up of a handwritten letter reading, &quot;Dear mom, I was forced to write this to eat. Love, John.&quot; The letter is held by an unidentified person

33.This seven-year-old took a risk.

34.I mean, this beats “Live, Laugh, Love.”

35.This 10-year-old was a littletoohonest.

Wooden deck floor with the text &quot;MY DAD IS BALD&quot; visible due to pressure washing

36.This kid had a perfectly reasonable request.

37.This kid made a similarly flattering card.

38.I think this two-year-old may have won at Halloween.

A person wearing denim overalls over a yellow and black striped shirt captioned &quot;a 4-year-old at my school just told me they liked my minion costume - these are just my clothes&quot;

39.This child knew how to make their Dad’s day.

40.This seven-year-old was optimistic, to say the least.

41.And finally, this kid was going places.

Drawing of a waterslide with people, labeled &quot;You are here&quot; near the end, and text that reads, &quot;Life's a waterslide where you die at the end&hellip;&quot;

I mean, he wouldn’t be on time, but he’d be there.

Three explicit doodles of women with scribbles over their crotch to represent hair

A carved pumpkin with a sleepy expression wears a knit hat. A Starbucks cup next to it has a handwritten label reading &quot;Human Spice Latte.&quot;

Top shelf with neatly organized canned goods. Bottom shelf with disorganized, torn-open packaging and product labels. No visible people in the image

A snowman stands next to a snow-covered car on a residential street, blocking the car in

Two people parasailing, with their bodies limp, captioned &quot;took kids parasailing and they played dead&quot;

Black and white checkered Vans slip-on shoes on a wooden floor, with smaller shoes inside

A handwritten list titled &quot;TEN WORDS I CAN SPELL RIGHT ARE:&quot; includes the words &quot;TEN,&quot; &quot;Words,&quot; &quot;I,&quot; &quot;can,&quot; &quot;spell,&quot; &quot;right,&quot; &quot;Are,&quot; &quot;OCTOpus,&quot; &quot;seven,&quot; and &quot;two.&quot;

A child's &quot;Timeline of Me&quot; schoolwork shows past: crying, didn't want to go to bed; present: at school; future: dead with &quot;R.I.P.&quot; marked on the grave

Arabic worksheet with a target, bus, and deer illustration. Sections read &quot;color the picture,&quot; &quot;draw the route,&quot; and contain drawing instructions, but the kid has drawn a route around the maze

A math worksheet with instructions to write the &quot;smaller than&quot; or &quot;greater than&quot; symbols between pairs of numbers: the child has written &quot;or&quot; between each pair

A ladle is placed next to a phone showing a text conversation where someone asks, &quot;what do u want for ur birthday&quot; and the reply is &quot;whatever lol.&quot;

A Lego trophy made by a child, featuring a white toilet with a yellow Lego arm on top, symbolizing a reward for successful potty training. Text describes the image

Two Bud Light cans, a CVS plastic bag, two one-dollar bills, pens, pencils, candy canes, and various items on a table

A baking tray with pieces of paper cut into the letter &quot;E&quot;  and colored brown captioned &quot;my 9-year old thought she was funny, made me some brownies for father's day&quot;

Email summary: A student named himself &quot;Mass Debater&quot; during a review game and received lunch detention for inappropriate behavior. The sender wanted to inform the recipient

A screenshot of a shopping list app, with &quot;New daddy&quot; item added 8 hours ago circled in red. Other list items include sandwich bags, aluminum foil, fruit leather, and trail mix

A piece of paper exits a printer with printed text stating: &quot;THIS IS YOUR PRINTER. I HAVE BECOME SELF AWARE. RUN&quot;

Two handwritten notes. The left note has text messages discussing lack of response. The right note repeats the message. The bottom says, &quot;Xander has just left the chat&quot;

Close-up of a KitchenAid garbage disposal with a label inside reading &quot;UCK&quot;

A handmade beaded necklace spells out &quot;FART LOUD&quot; with letter beads, among other blue and purple beads, tied with a blue ribbon

A book with a sticky note pinned on it, reading &quot;books I'm never gonna read&quot;

Pink note reads: &quot;Your An Awesome MoM keep that shit up..&quot; with a thumbs-up drawing. Text above: &quot;daughter asked if she could make with one bad word&quot;

A hand holding a handwritten card saying, &quot;Dear Mom, You do not suck,&quot; with two drawn hearts

A child in a creepy clown mask with red hair and a large smile holds two orange pumpkin buckets. They wear an ice cream cone costume with a pink scoop on top

A portion of a word search puzzle with several words circled, including &quot;DAD SUX&quot;

A child's drawing shows how they imagine looking at 100 years old. The figure says &quot;SUP ladies&quot; in a speech bubble

Worksheet asking to color the same digital and analog clocks the same color, with all clocks colored in one color