“Yes, I need a car.”

1.This might be one of the most entitled buyers I’ve seen.

2.This person was seriously conducting emotional warfare.

Text message conversation where one person asks if a car is available, learns it is sold, and then offers less money for the sold car

Ninety percent of the time, I’m convinced they made it up.

7.Like, is this person even a single mom?

8.What does this person’s uncle have to do with anything?

Screenshot of a conversation where someone asks for assistance in convincing a person to end their life, followed by responses rejecting the request and indicating its unethical nature

10.This was all over a $10 lunchbox.

11.This wannabe buyer would NOT take no for an answer.

Very mature!!!

Online exchange: Buyer questions price of LG G8X ThinQ, proposes $60. Seller replies early morning, declines offer humorously

13.This celebrity expected to be able to get clothes for free.

14.This person was just being plain stubborn.

15.This person tried to lecture the poor seller on how to sell things.

"ur a selfish bitch"

17.This person made the seller go through this whole conversation before revealing they never intended to pay.

Let’s call it what it is.

19.This person seemed to be trying some kind of online hypnosis to get these barstools for cheap.

"could we do $10?"

20.This person threatened to send a hitman after a seller for not giving a 90% discount.

21.This seller was apparently “a nasty young lady” for not giving away mirrors for free.

22.All this over $10 shelves.

"no i need $385 for my kids braces"

23.Leave this poor person’s parents out of this.

24.Like, why even waste this person’s time???

25.This creep tried to hit on the woman he was trying to stiff out of a longboard.

"Money is super tight for me"

27.This person thought offering $80 for a TV listed at $1k was reasonable.

28.This seller hit this beggar back with an UNO reverse card.

29.This person started getting weirdly petty.

"No thanks. Good luck though."

30.This person accused the seller of “ruining” her husband’s birthday.

31.This person just sounded like a nightmare.

32.What is even the point of insulting sellers?

"but i sadnly cannot rate you more then 1 star reviews"

Do people think that’ll make the person give the item to them?

33.Like…why go to this effort?

35.This buyer wasted a seller’s time.

A vintage Peanuts Snoopy suitcase from 1965 is sold on eBay for $9.99. An urgent Facebook message above seeks a second Snoopy suitcase for a child's medical needs

37.This one just made me chuckle.

39.This buyer became an antisemite for absolutely no reason.

40.This person was trying to pull some wild mental gymnastics on this seller.

Text conversation about buying a 2008 Ford Focus, with numerous repetitive requests to take £510 for it, and responses rejecting the offer

"Little boy o"

Text conversation summarizing a sweater order. The order details include sweaters with frog and yellow eyes themes, all in XL, shipping to Chicago, IL 60605. Conversation includes some humor

"You are a child"

Text conversation showing a potential buyer upset because the seller cannot meet up due to having no car. The buyer uses harsh language and insults

"No."

"Can I pay you in pleasure"

"Nah, I'm good bro."

"deep down u want to sell for 11 each"

"you wont sell it and im going to send a hitman on you"

"Make it one of your townhouses and a car."

"Im sorry that this is so upsetting"

"hope ur parents die in a car crash"

"If you can get a better offer elsewhere, go for it"

"Fine I'll give u 25 bucks and a lapdance!!!!"

"get fucked"

"I can give you everything I have and come pick it up in the next 1.5hrs"

Text conversation where one person is seeking money for their son who doesn't have a job, and the other person is looking to sell a van due to personal financial struggles

"Wow are you trying to make me jealous of your iPhone 6?"

"Way to ruin a good man's 50th birthday asshole"

"Fine, jerk. Only pussies drive automatics anyway."

"Motherfucker go to hell"

"No problem you ugly fuck"

"Do you think you could buy brand new ones in the opposite colors and sell them to me for the used price?"

Text conversation about a delivery, arranging time and address, and requesting help to get the item out of the car

"Lol ok thanks"

"It's $2"

"Look do you want it or not"

A Facebook Messenger conversation with a user contacting a company about online payment issues, receiving multiple replies from the company's customer service representative

"If you ship something from a post office the seller pays for the item at the origin city, not the buyer."

"Stay mad, bro"