Everyone needs someone like this in their life.

Most people are utterly normal, by-the-book, and maybe even a little forgettable.

And you know what?

A person in a sleeveless top is making a funny face by crossing their eyes and smiling. The background is plain. The person is not identified

That’s a good thing!

Because we only have so much room on earth for those who go through life being absolutely ridiculous.

Want to see what I mean?

Three bottles of wine with detailed labels and penises drawn on them

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13.And the HONK!

A stick of Old Spice Swagger deodorant with a bite mark. Shower products are visible on a bath shelf in the background

Two Cards Against Humanity cards: one white card reads "An Oedipus complex." and one black card reads "kid-tested, mother-approved."

A person is sweeping leaves off the sidewalk at night in a suburban area. Cars with headlights on and one with flashing lights are visible in the background

Person mowing the lawn wearing a wide-brimmed hat, a mask, and a shirt that reads "I Have Allergies." Outdoor scene with greenery in the background

Unmade bed with pillows, sheet has a blue ink drawing of a bike

Toe with a whimsical tattoo of a small arm sticking out, appearing to grasp the second toe. Green mossy ground in background

Person in a fitted dress wearing a glowing face mask, standing near a bed in a dimly lit room

Person lying on a bed in a grey hooded tracksuit, holding a phone in one hand, with large cup and straw resting on their chest. Their face is covered by the hoodie

Fortune cookie paper on a wooden table that reads: "Seek help from professionals trained in mental health care."

A license plates that reads "Anal Sex" when read backwards

Ford F-150 truck with bumper stickers: "LEGALIZE ASBESTOS" and "DON'T EAT VEGABLES" with a crossed-out vegetable graphic

Bumper covered in various stickers telling other drivers to honk if they need anything, if they’ve been personally victimized by honking, and to honk if they get closer

Bundt cake decorated with googly eye candies and colorful sprinkles on a plate

A cake shaped like a rat with grey frosting and fondant details on the face and legs, placed on parchment paper

Four images show crafting supplies from Hobby Lobby and the word "BEACH" spelled out with silver decorative letters in a home setting

Blueprint sketch and photos of a DIY project show a steel frame with welded rods, with a red circle around a measurement reading "60 cm."

Person in a green spandex suit and balaclava holds a pink unicorn plush while speaking into a microphone at a desk with a cardboard box

Close-up of the Pornhub website on a browser with the news headline "Pornhub has pulled out of Texas" below

A person using an unconventional loft ladder set up indoors, climbing to an upper floor above a narrow staircase with white railings

A large fan sits on a kitchen counter in front of a microwave with a dog's face pressed up against the microwave door

A note to an Amazon delivery person letting them know their pig is sensitive

Two cakes, one with white icing and sprinkles and the other with pink icing, both pre-sliced into pieces. There is a Reese's snack and a Gatorade bottle nearby

A note to employees about a dirty bathroom

Decorative banner in an office cubicle reads, "Rude that you're leaving but ok"

Handwritten note from a child saying, "I heard what you and Dad doing last night STOP ny room watch heel mom's room" with drawings of people in beds

Three handmade Valentine cards, each addressed to "Henry". The cards feature playful messages, stickers, and a rubber band

A handwritten worksheet titled "All About My Dad by [child's name]." It lists dad's favorite food, games, sports, activities, and why dad is special

An empty snack bag with a small amount of leftover crumbs at the bottom

An essay on internet safety

Menu displaying prices for cookies and brownies: 1 cookie 99 cents, 1 brownie $1.49, 3 cookies $3.00, 3 brownies $5.25

Large cookie cake with colorful icing that reads, "Just write anything I don't care," surrounded by small blue, green, white, and black icing decorations

Certificate of Achievement given for graduating from college without stepping foot on campus, dated May 11th, 2024

Ultrasound image showing a developing human fetus. Medical details and measurements are visible at the top of the image

Sign on a restaurant window reads: "Chinese Restaurant. All you can eat buffet. Not mean all day buffet. You no come stay 4 hour. You eat - you go home."

Doormat at the entrance of a home with the text: "IT'S NOT A WHORE HOUSE, IT'S A WHORE HOME. ASSHOLES LIVE FOREVER."

WiFi network selection screen showing several available networks: SETUP-844E, SETUP-B03C, SETUP-B7B9, SETUP-F42B, Tell your WiFi said hi, CoxWiFi, Linksys09871-guest

Books for sale in a bookstore. Prominent displays include Jada Pinkett Smith's "Worthy" and Patrick Stewart's "Making It So." Other books by Stanley Tucci and Quentin Tarantino

A simple line drawing of a face on tiled wall

A grocery store display of fresh corn with a sign reading "Korn, 2 for $4."

Taylor Swift fan hides identity with a fuzzy cover and sunglasses, being interviewed by Local 12 news about calling in sick to work

A soccer referee gives a yellow card while a player amusingly displays a green Uno reverse card. Scoreboard shows SDMN 6-4 YTAS with 77:21 on the clock