), which means Valentine’s Day is right around the corner.
If you still need to buy a gift, might I suggest this lovely heart-shaped clickoris?
why does this mouse have a clickorispic.twitter.com/hVc957q3hc
And if you’re single, no worries!
Here are 46 hilarious tweets by women from January to keep you company.
(ensure you follow all these hilarious ladies on Twitter!)
1.
i love when a restaurants bathroom is in the basement.
so now when i shake him in the mornings sometimes he just mutters im not gay
6.
I drink from a lead cup as children clock in at the factory.
I dislike the King.it is 1924.
I drink from a lead cup as children clock in at the factory.
I dislike the King.it is 2024.
I drink from a lead cup as children clock in at the factory.
I dislike the King.
I love joining a class action lawsuit.
Hell yeah I’ve been wronged.
Justice needs to be served.
A surprise check for $26 in 6 years will make it right
9.
I got laid off yesterday.
he is a man.
My daughter is sad because one of her preschool friends hasnt been in school because hes on vacation.
Me, with a captive audience:pic.twitter.com/9AmFQnfhHX
24.
I hate dealing with fresh garlic.
Each individual clove with their little fucking paperwork.
Siri do you think maybe I was talking to my catpic.twitter.com/8TOjjuCjHV
27.
im gonna be real.
brown rice is fucking heinous.
i cant do it anymore dude.
im prepared to risk it all for a white rice lifestyle.
Friend is a masseuse.
He said, Just whale song or something will be fine.
It was 11 years ago.
Im like youre not fucking serious rn cry some more
35.
hey babe sorry Im late.
“Soft launch?”
“Love bomb?”
Are you dating or working for Lockheed Martin?
41.
back to work tomorrow after 10 days offpic.twitter.com/W9w1Jfaodx
42.
A24 this A24 that have you ever considered A24 hour break from social media
44.
I’m Laughing (And Sobbing) At These 50 Tweets About Being A Woman In 2023
