I’ve never been so glad that my roommate’s biggest offense is a tendency to hock a loogie.
1.This is an absolutely appalling level of laziness.
2.And this is purely diabolical.
3.This roommate might be a candidate for “most disgusting roommate ever.”
4.Never mind.
I found a better contender.
6.Why are you taking off your clothes INSIDE the shower in the first place???
8.Are…are those MAGGOTS?
10.If I came home and saw this, I’d turn around and walk right back out.
11.I just threw up in my mouth a little.
12.I hate when people do this.
Don’t buy something “for the apartment” and charge your roommate for it before asking!!!
Especially if it’s not essential.
14.And this is a whole new level of petty.
15.As is this.
Though I really want to know where they live that rent is $200.
18.We’ve all either had this roommate or been this roommate.
19.And this roommate.
20.Headphones exist, pal!
21.How…how did this even happen???
22.I legit thought these were candles when I first saw the photo.
23.Is your roommate a pyromaniac???
24.I’d be pissed.
25.What is it with roommates and cast iron pans?
26.This roommate really didn’t understand what a lease was.
Now imagine doing it multiple times a week.
28.I’ve heard of shower beers, but this is getting out of hand.
Do you really need a snack for the shower?
(Maybe the hour-shower guy does.)
29.This is infuriating.
30.But this is even worse.
31.Just get your own plates!
32.Disgusting!!!
34.How old are we???
No one should be throwing their controller.
Maybe get those little wrist straps they have for Wii remotes.
35.I don’t think this guy knows how to mow a lawn.
36.This can’t be safe.
38.I’d be taking legal action if I were them.
39.Even if you don’t let them borrow your car, you could still run into issues.
If you’re going to blast the TV, at least be watching it!
41.Time to change your password, bud.
42.Blueberries and avocados are expensive, too!!!
43.I hope this roommate paid for a new monitor, but somehow I doubt it.
44.What is the point of this?
45.At least this roommate was trying to do something nice?
