Not a single lie detected.

1.The award-winning acting performances:

“Your server hasn’t been by yet??

I’m so sorry.

A tweet by Sara (@sara_weaver72) humorously commenting on customers saying "compliments to the chef," mentioning that their cook, Tyler, is a 19-year-old novice

Twitter: @Callie_Kirkwood

You know what, I’ll take care of you guys.

STOP ASKING ME WHAT TIME I GET OFF.

dont tell me this generation isnt nicer than our parents because this is a daily thing.

Text on image: "Did you know that if you go to a restaurant a lot and order the same thing that the servers 100% have a nickname for you based on that?"

And for the love of God it shows.

I mean, yeah.

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fork napkin station

bar mat

Stephanie tweeted: "Said ‘sorry for the wait’ to customer today and she turned around and said ‘no you’re not’. You know what you’re right."

person saying i'm not the other server from last time so i won't do that

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Screenshot of social media post: Kellen's tweet about dumping fries on the floor after getting small fries instead of two large ones. Aleshakills' comment about customer behavior

tweet reading one thing i deffo don't miss about waitressing is when you'er carrying boiling plates n get to the table and nobody remembers what they ordered

Top image: Animated character asks, "I don't smoke cigarettes, when do I get a break?" Bottom image: Another animated character replies, "That's the neat part, you don't."

Text post by mariana Z (@mariana057) reading: "Me: I have a cut under my fingernail. Universe: Excellent, I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit."

Image of a tea dispenser with a humorous text that reads: "No matter how bad of a day you're having, someone, somewhere just started brewing tea with the nozzle wide open and walked away without knowing."

Tweet about the awkward walk people do when the floor is being mopped to show they are sorry for stepping on it

facebook comment reading no matter how big you make the sign they won't read it

tweet reading okay when dining out it's this simple 30 minutes til kitchen close go ahead order in 15 minutes takeout is rude 10 minutes before you can go somewhere else you fuck face

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Anna tweet reads: "Why do customers give ya actual verbal abuse for ten mins straight then go 'I know it’s not you, it’s not your fault.' Yeh I know it’s not."

meme of a man struggling that reads me trying to remember why i'm in the walk-in

tweet reading me to customer can i get you anything customer a million dollars me not laughing

Tweet from Squiddy Shades. Conversation between a waiter and Boomer, with a Spongebob scene where Mr. Krabs looks worried and Patrick laughs

tumblr post reading if you're ever somewhere past closing time and an employee says it's no problem take your time they're lying through their fucking teeth

meme of spongebob and patrick dancing and it says a customer we haven't noticed yet next to them

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Tweet: "Not lost on me that most service workers could hop in any desk job and do a passable day's work but most office people could not last a single shift in a restaurant or bar with any real customer volume."