“Shakespeare couldnt make a rhyme with moose knuckle all Im gonna say”

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I know salmon and henny are breathing a sigh of relief right nowhttps://t.co/1iyVYvjWgK

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Only one and a half meat?

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“Shakespeare couldn’t make a rhyme with moose knuckle all I’m gonna say”

God, dont bring love with limitations into my life.https://t.co/kqMv2gqNLQ

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Me after the edible hits and i cant hear anymore.pic.twitter.com/FBSlaK1bSy

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Haitians are so resilient.

I love her!https://t.co/GrR3KJhy2W

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friend cheated on her bf.

Love to see women in male-dominated fields

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Not a JENterventionhttps://t.co/GYkX14eXRt

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Men are so unserious.

My brothers friend had an allergic reaction all over his skin so they are now calling him Rashford.

Lady Dolemitehttps://t.co/puC3j6yCHlpic.twitter.com/W03Kd7pcuZ

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Look reem Smell reem Be reem Reem

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Can I get a tracking number?https://t.co/Zo8jAC7EGA

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WE ALL DO THE LEGhttps://t.co/zGErRxdjAJ

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Jesus they should’ve never given me WFH.

I’ve been cooking a 3 course lunch since 5am.

Can UK grow plantain?

?https://t.co/YfsWfFUshL

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Thats right Carl, we are buying all the ones we helped close.

Then we are turning them into African restaurants.

I hope you like Malta Guinness https://t.co/j100rIKVTZ

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Sir, a sixth They Not Like Us has hit the stagepic.twitter.com/j3u7SBBc5c

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“On ur left cuz"https://t.co/ijsyg6TiNy

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Same day delivery is insane.https://t.co/7VZYsi29Z9

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Nobody:YG:pic.twitter.com/EdCiC7NMcD

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You aint getting on that stage!

You are a family man.. you dont own a Bandana, you from Akron.

Enjoy the show like the rest of us.pic.twitter.com/1ewC9rZBeY

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With his whole rhussy out like that?

just stop embarrassing himhttps://t.co/wnA2OBP6j6

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https://t.co/MTKyiuKqyxpic.twitter.com/SxrdZEUZG9

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Hes in the middle of showing her a watch thishttps://t.co/AMNDMknuMq

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Not having a drivers license as someone in your 20s or 30s is climate change activism.

Asking your friend for a ride is creating community, reinvigorating the global village.

Be proud of yourself.

Shakespeare couldnt make a rhyme with moose knuckle all Im gonna sayhttps://t.co/JGkj09a19D

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Is yo sneaky link santahttps://t.co/xy6yxc3ARA

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I didnt even have to cross the river

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This is just on another level of niggadry.

Ill take 54 bowls.https://t.co/GrJt1jJS7s

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Watching England Voting in EnglandBegging for a genuine left wing optionhttps://t.co/FNg3tTQMZo

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When she dap up the brother next to me, but don’t dap me uppic.twitter.com/eWXqLjt5SY

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Cant believe England played like this in front of Tolami Benson

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My Son asked me what year I was born.

I said 1985.He asked if I was a Slave.

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vibrator died now i gotta use my taser.

Your boyfriend is an idiot.https://t.co/zZYGLINKN7

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When you cant get that last piece to fall in the toiletpic.twitter.com/B2UCJN7AB0

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why else?

to take in her beauty.

stop asking silly questionshttps://t.co/ISVppbRgTU