The chewing pill things is really weird because nobody actually does that.
Because these questions are always funny to me, I’ve compiled 58 of my ALL-TIME favorites.
1.The way Americans are always talking about the last four digits of their social security numbers.
2.Their obsession with Halloween.
Do Americans really say “like” every 10 seconds, or is it a reality TV show thing ?
4.School dances.
Do Americans really not say goodbye when ending a phone call?
All these tv shows they just hang up.
8.The way they never take their shoes off when they enter someone’s house.
Do Americans really not take there shoes off when they enter a house?
Do Americans really eat as much meatloaf as TV makes it seem?
They must be like, 60% loaf by now.
10.The use of the phrase “Just get some rest.”
Do Americans really say “Just get some rest”, to each other.
It feels like something they only say in films.
11.The way Americans call people “jerks” and “douches.”
Do Americans really eat ice cream out the tub when they’re sad or is that just on movies?
Do Americans actually walk out with a box when they get fired or is that a movie thing?
14.How they’re always “going for dessert.”
Why do Americans in films always ‘go for dessert’?
Why not just have dessert in the restaurant you were just in?!
15.The “fake baby” school assignments.
I wish Americans in movies would just top comparing the length of things to that of a football field.
I have no idea how long that is.
18.How they always have a go at stop natural disasters.
Why do Americans on TV shows have to go “grab” a cup of coffee?
Can’t see how that could ever end well.
Especially if the cup is styrofoam.
21.All of the guns.
Do Americans really call their sons son or is that just in tv?
Is so weird to me
23.How they call their dad “old man.”
Do Americans have bread rolls with every meal?
Been noticing this on various TV shows.
And are they called dinner rolls?
Wait do Americans actually have cheerleaders?
Or was that just in tv
26.The way they eat Pop Tarts for breakfast.
Why do Americans on tv always flee to Mexico?
Why do Americans on TV always just order a beer and always seem to get the one they want?
Theres lots of beer!
29.High school reunions.
Do Americans actually do high school reunions?
Or is that just TV shows and movies?
30.The way Americans are always watching golf on TV.
Do americans really watch golfing on tv?
31.Dissecting frogs.
Why do Americans on TV always use so many paper plates?
33.The use of the phrase “How you holding up?”
35.Sweet sixteens.
wait do americans actually have sweet sixteens or is that just in films
36.Red plastic cups.
Why do Americans in films drink booze out of red plastic cups at ‘house’ parties?
37.The fact that they’re always climbing through people’s windows.
Why do Americans always climb through peoples windows in films etc?
Does this happen in real life
38.Chinese takeout boxes.
39.Devilled eggs.
Do Americans eat devilled eggs as much as the television would lead us to believe?
40.How they’re always crying.
why do americans cry so much in reality shows
41.Prescription drug commercials.
Why the fuck do Americans have so many commercials for prescription drugs????
Is this normal????
42.The way they always drink glasses of milk.
do Americans really drink a glass of milk with their dinner?
Or is that just something made up for the movies?
43.Yellow school buses.
Do Americans have Frat houses or is it just in the movies?
46.All of the PB&J sandwiches.
Why do Americans always eat peanut butter and jam sandwiches in films?
47.Garbage disposals.
Do Americans actually have tiny TVs in their kitchens or was that just a thing in movies??
49.Christmas card photos.
51.The baby room in the hospital.
Do Americans really put their newborn babies in that baby museum like they do in the movies?
52.Coffee creamer.
Do Americans actually go sing at each others doors on Christmas or is that some embarrassing movie shit?
54.The way Americans start eating or drinking things in the supermarket before paying for it.
Do Americans really sit on the roof of their house for a chat or is it just in movies?
58.And lastly, tequila.
There’s always tequila.
Do Americans love tequila that much or is it just the TV shows and movies?
