So let’s get into it:

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Got my bidet all set uppic.twitter.com/Cqqp2VNVxm

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Really good bit i came across at a restaurant yesterdaypic.twitter.com/qdFwqb1SNi

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Bathroom mat with imprinted cat-like shape, positioned in front of a toilet, near a waste bin and plunger

I GOT THE FUNNIEST GLITCH ON PEACOCK LMAOpic.twitter.com/WLKCTa0Cs5

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This made my day.

I told him to play it cool.

Assignment details for creating historical tweets from the perspective of World War I soldiers

Just overheard him say I remember your breath.

It always smells like goldfish crackers bro has negative rizz

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Im crying cause you know the paper towel there cause it already happened beforehttps://t.co/Q5urlY4cPu

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This weather is so inconsistent, it’s giving men.

Taking the drawls off the ice cream is unhinged.https://t.co/wZJfp8k6XY

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Me putting sheets on my bedpic.twitter.com/kWe2TWZv8v

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crazy choice for a namepic.twitter.com/Voc37N72U5

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I see a drunk ostrich.

What dat mean?https://t.co/xeSwEbNnwp

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Cant believe this is the last time I get to watch thishttps://t.co/1zpFjjdZchpic.twitter.com/Hu7egR4ZoA

22. the other girl was Emma Stone however

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LMFAOOOOpic.twitter.com/u4K3gDib58

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Yall my daughter gave my very strict guidelines on how I can show up to school on her birthday.

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bread lowkey gets moldy too fast… i have a life

34. but she forgot i couldnt move and put the remote just BARELY out of my reach.

I loved Saint Patrick’s day in Boston it was like if everyone got a concussion during the purge.

Me watching Jejovah Witness leave after pretending no one was homepic.twitter.com/C9dLWtlJTI

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LeBron walks through his front door:Savannah: ohhhh so you a comedian now??

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47. so unsettlingpic.twitter.com/1ltuwN0uDp

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i guess we’ll never knowhttps://t.co/zQ53x60FFs

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I DON’T CARE THE CHEF ANDY USES MIDWESTERN FLARE

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