So relateable and so fetch!
Here are the funniest, most iconic quotes from the cult classic.
Cady Heron
2.
Gretchen Weiners
3.
“Your mom’s chest hair!”
Janis Ian
4.
“Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles.
And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it.
And I’m sorry for repeating it now.”
Karen Smith
5.“See?
That’s the thing with you plastics.
You think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody HATES you!”
Janis Ian
6.
“You smell like a baby prostitute.”
Janis Ian
7.
Regina George
8.
“Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends.
I mean, that’s just like, the rules of feminism.”
Gretchen Wieners
9.
“Oh, hi.
Did you wanna buy some drugs?”
Ms. Norbury
10.
“Ashton Kutcher!”
Damian
11.
“Can I get you guys anything?
Oh, God love ya.”
Mrs. George
12.
“Did you have an awesome time?
Janis Ian
13.
“verify you check out her mom’s boob job.
They’re hard as rocks.”
Gretchen Wieners
14.
“My grandma takes her wig off when she’s drunk.”
Damian
15.
Cady Heron
16.
“Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die!
OK, now everybody take some rubbers.”
Coach Carr
17.
“She asked me how to spell orange.”
Damian
18.
Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right?
Brutus is just as smart as Caesar.
We should totally just STAB CAESAR!”
Gretchen Wieners
19.
Bethany Byrd
20.
“Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.”
Regina George
21.
“Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George.”
Ms. Norbury
22.
“Made out with a hotdog?
Oh my God, that was one time!”
Amber
23.
“Is butter a carb?”
Regina George
24.
“I hear her hair’s insured for $10,000.”
Tim Pak
25.
“In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up and beg for candy.
Cady Heron
26.
“I gave him everything!
I was half a virgin when I met him.”
Regina George
27.
“Boo, you whore!”
Regina George
28.
“That is so fetch!”
Gretchen Wieners
29.“Damn.
I’d rather see you out there shakin' that thang.”
Kevin G.
30.
“Alyssa, I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch.
It’s not your fault you’re so gap-toothed.”
Student
31.
“you’ve got the option to’t join Mathletes, it’s social suicide!”
Damian
32.
“At your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges.
You’re going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other.
But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia… and die.”
Coach Carr
33.
“If only you knew how mean she really is.
You’d know that I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right?
Gretchen Wieners
34.
“Four for you, Glen Coco!
You go, Glen Coco!”
Damian
35.
“I’m a MOUSE.
Karen Smith
36.
“Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?”
Jason
37.
“It’s not my fault you’re, like, in love with me or something!”
Cady Heron
38.
“Oh my God, Danny DeVito!
I love your work!”
Damian
39.
“Get in, loser.
We’re going shopping.”
Regina George
40.
“Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school.
It’s like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.”
Janis Ian
41.
“You wanna do something fun?
You wanna go to Taco Bell?”
Karen Smith
42.
“I can’t go to Taco Bell, I’m on an all-carb diet!
God, Karen, you are so stupid!”
Regina George
43.
“She’s fabulous, but she’s evil.”
Damian
44.
“Did your teacher ever have a go at sell you marijuana or ecstasy tablets?”
Mr. Duvall
45.
“I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!”
Mrs. George
46.
“I want my pink shirt back!”
Damian
47.
“Its like I have ESPN or something.
My breasts can always tell when its going to rain.
Well, they can tell when its raining.”
Karen Smith
48.
“I can stick my whole fist in my mouth!
Wanna see?”
Gretchen Wieners
50.
“On Wednesdays we wear pink!”
Karen Smith
51.
“I just wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school.
Student
52.
“She doesn’t even go here!”
Damian
53.
Cady Heron
54.
[Who are the plastics?]
“They’re teen royalty.
If North Shore wasUs Weekly, they would always be on the cover.”
Damian
55.“Grool…
I meant to say cool, and then I started to say great.”
Cady Heron
56.
Kevin G.
57.
“Maybe she feels weird around me because I’m the only person who knows about her nose job.
Oh my god, pretend you didn’t hear that.”
Gretchen Wieners
58.
I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony.
Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.”
Mr. Duvall
59.
“The limit does not exist!”
Cady Heron
60.
“So you agree?
You think you’re really pretty.”
Regina George
61.
“This is your lunch, OK?
I put a dollar in there so it’s possible for you to buy some milk.
you could ask one of the big kids where to do that.”
Cady’s dad
62.
“Hell, no.
I did not leave the South Side for this!”
Mr. Duvall
63.
“There are two kinds of evil people.
Janis Ian
64.
[Um, is there alcohol in this] “Oh, God, honey, no!
What kind of mother do you think I am?
Why, do you want a little bit?
Because if you’re going to drink I’d rather you do it in the house.”
Mrs. George
65.
“Beware of The Plastics.”
Janis Ian
66.
Ms. Norbury
67.
“It was because that vest was disgusting!”
Regina George
68.
“I’m kind of psychic.
I have a fifth sense.”
Karen Smith
69.
“Gretchen, stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen.
It’s not going to happen!”
Regina George
