You might want to empty your bladder before reading.

Having one of those days?

“Hey, grandma?

Screenshot from "Parks and Recreation"

Remember when you said you’d stitch me something to put on the wall?

Various candy bars and a soda bottle are placed on a metal surface. The candy bars include Kit Kat, Crunch, Butterfinger, and Reese's Fast Break. The soda is a Grape Crush

An unusual triangular urinal with a perforated copper drain mat in a public restroom, featuring an industrial design

Side-by-side of women modeling the same dress

Closeup of a guy sweating through his shirt

Beachfront bar decorated with heart-shaped lighting, under a dark sky with boats in the background. No people are visible in the image

A person is sweeping leaves off the sidewalk at night in a suburban area. Cars with headlights on and one with flashing lights are visible in the background

A cross-stitch artwork features Godzilla towering over small houses with the text "May Godzilla destroy this home last" stitched below

Person in a fitted dress wearing a glowing face mask, standing near a bed in a dimly lit room

A science project display board titled "How Much Turmoil Does the Science Project Cause Families?" Highlights include: crying kids, parental frustration, time sacrifice, and project grudges

Two trucks labeled "Taylor" and "Swift" are side by side on a highway, creating an amusing visual pun referencing the singer Taylor Swift

Scoreboard at a Portland Sea Dogs game showing stats for players Wyatt Young and Wyatt Olds, including batting averages, home runs, and pitching records

Door sign reading "201-ART MR. BUTT," suggesting a humorous name for a classroom or office

Room sign reading "N175" with the name "Mr. Sackrider" displayed below

Business card for Sam Sung at Apple Store, Pacific Centre with contact details

Tires with snow faces on them

"All Americans must be accompanied by an adult"

a cat sitting in a baby's chair

A pillow saying "Oh Oh Oh"

"SMOL PP"

"No Baby On Board Feel Free To Crash Into Me"

"One of our best sellers … though no idea why."

"Jesus I just started shopping"

"Amish High Score"

Close-up of the back of a truck, with hoses and equipment positioned in a way that resembles a smiling face

A statue of a muscular man wearing a headpiece, resembling a crucifixion scene, with scripting along the bottom of the cross

"Jesus came with you on his mind"

"Guess what dogs love you"

"THE MIDDLE CHILD"

A play horse in front of a Napoleon poster

"Have a great day!"

Notifications showing sound recognition alerts for a dog barking multiple times

person sitting on a toilet so it looks like they're shitting when the coffee dispenses

"Her skin was the color of just-pressed olive"

"Stop editing your pics."

"I bet aliens ride past earth and lock their doors"

"Please do not hit door with bussy"

A man with underwear stuck on his back

"Leah: A firetruck"

"It will be highly appreciated that if you don't pet her or scratch her back, that you say hi to her."

"Rat beef"

A paper with a hand giving the middle finger

"How to get unhigh"

"It's-a-me Mario"

Rear of a van with a text sign: "IF YOU THINK I AM SLOW THEN WHY I AM INFRONT OF YOU"

"Join the Ryan meetup!"

A person holding a miniature milk jug

"Bunny3 added 'Hey fuck this hey Siri cancel' to Shopping list"

"Man inside"

A blue chair with a sign that reads, "Property of the [Name Redacted] Family. Violators WILL be Prostituted."

A handwritten note reads: "Scary slug infiltrated. Hid him in a trolley under pile of salt under glass bowl. Very sorry, but could you deal with it? Love you x." There's a glass bowl with salt on the floor

A person balances a tall, precarious stack of milk crates outside a warehouse

Sculpture of a dog made from green rubber boots, located on a sidewalk next to a building

Fortune cookie paper on a wooden table that reads: "Seek help from professionals trained in mental health care."

Person lying on a bed in a grey hooded tracksuit, holding a phone in one hand, with large cup and straw resting on their chest. Their face is covered by the hoodie

A cake shaped like a rat with grey frosting and fondant details on the face and legs, placed on parchment paper

New Jersey license plate with the text "L84ANL" on a blue car

Large fish appears flying over a boat with several people on a river, resembling a playful optical illusion

A bird is grabbing a hot dog from a bun, with a scenic lake and mountain background in the distance

Partially eaten cake topped with sliced almonds and frosting, placed on a blue cutting board on a kitchen counter

A canister of Shur Fine iodized salt with a red and yellow label is shown. The canister appears aged with some signs of wear and expiration date visible at the bottom

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Eye chart-themed sign with the message: "PEE IN THE BOWL AND NOT ON THE SEAT THANK YOU."

Door with two restroom signs: "Poop Alone" and "Poop W/ Friends." The "Poop W/ Friends" sign is placed above the latch

A pogo stick with plunger bases, a regular plunger, and a toilet brush are placed next to a toilet in a bathroom

A gardening services sticker on a car that looks like two butts together

Name badge reading "ANA L." with the last part separated to inadvertently spell an inappropriate word

Ballot paper with arrows humorously misdirecting votes to wrong candidates

"daily discounted carrot juice"

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A carved pumpkin with wide, scared eyes and a round open mouth sits on a glass shelf, surrounded by various items, capturing a humorous, surprised expression

someone added letters to a car to it reads, massive cock

A driver with a bunch of phones on their dash board

A list of rules for a Lyft driver

"That poor shark looks like he has a loose canine"

Penises on a cup

Screenshot of a text exchange

"People are dying to find out."

A wasp nest on a statue