“Spending $60K on a funeral for someone going to hell is crazy.”
I love seeing art school kids struggle to hold their big ass drawings on their way to school.
That’s what you get for being gay.
Were bothwatching a filmweve BOTH neverseenBUTyour asking mequestionsss as ifIm the director???
I LOVE smoking with paranoid bitches like yes girl they are coming but we are stronger!!!
White ppl be like i wouldnt be opposed
8.
1st day as a poop coach.
Me: These drinks taste like juiceMe an hour laterpic.twitter.com/afGXUnaDzy
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Got my bidet all set uppic.twitter.com/Cqqp2VNVxm
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Really resonating with this close friends post from last yearpic.twitter.com/874AW3Vbs3
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Dudes that are 58 love saying Ill be there shortly like yea man we know
27.
(me with my alien) this is a chilis margarita you drink it
28.
Thats a suggestion ring, plshttps://t.co/MeSauARgW0
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS FOOD WITHOUT MY VIDEO ESSAY?pic.twitter.com/kiRBl9p2dF
30.
“you been pissin tonight, sir?
“me asf:pic.twitter.com/210IkyqJVA
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How about you develop some male pattern kindness
44.
MY BOYFRIEND YALLpic.twitter.com/xCoeiZaUwU
45.
People that eat yogurt need to relax.
Stop scraping the bottom 27 times.
Its blueberry yogurt not crack.
Lmao why would the Amazon driver throw my package at my door.
The delivery picture show the package still in the air
47.
I was fighting for my lifepic.twitter.com/SToqSBAXdQ
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My teen is taking the SAT today.
As we were walking out the door, I asked her if she needed a special pencil.
She looked at me and said We take it on computers.
The air hung quiet between us.
Its the first year she added If it makes you feel any better.
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me waking up the hamsters at the pet storepic.twitter.com/uMB4K1jSY2
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Baby they marry women they dont likehttps://t.co/GuvbBN9VQDpic.twitter.com/6uwPtmEgug
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He doesnt biteOh girl fuck you.
Get this beast away from me
62.
Turn those ig likes back on baby we know youre flopping and we love you for it !
70.
tHaNkS fOr YoUr pAyMeNt!Shut up.
I paid that bill against my will.
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god forbid i help sell hotdogs on the streethttps://t.co/CSD4hwSmMW
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You ever think about how peaceful it must be inside the brain of a stupid person?
