Half of British television always starts like this.pic.twitter.com/CsQdKid4oo
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Your parcel is with Evripic.twitter.com/14hIf7Pf38
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Simon Amstells mum:https://t.co/baG5a6fudA
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“Hey girl are you the North of England, because I want to promise you the greatest rail you’ve ever had and then immediately disappoint you."
Gearing up for the Six Nationspic.twitter.com/rH8ZU2AovD
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No one:Public sector laptops:pic.twitter.com/JRwJRhBVso
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A lady at the airport brought her own personal tube of mayonnaise.
Ive yassified her to maintain anonymity but shes my hero.pic.twitter.com/vaBvoZpdWX
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I think the proper term is cashierpic.twitter.com/yL5FX1EIJS
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Big fan of George Osbornes texting stylepic.twitter.com/yH8E2tZ7Cp
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World Book Day is the kids Met Gala
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Ok I’ll be the one to say it.
The outside rungs of the clothes airer are reserved for the very best.
Every meeting everpic.twitter.com/756fZtN8oE
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I had a wedding for my cat and doghttps://t.co/Z5vctUrAA8pic.twitter.com/GrhmZyx2j6
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Me too, woollen jumper, me too.pic.twitter.com/eYAFxtdMhf
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This is the current JD logo in Wood Greenhttps://t.co/qtcHkYwQewpic.twitter.com/t1Tul0CVDX
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For ladies who insure their carsShielas Wheels are superstarspic.twitter.com/8jQYVitGE0
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Nah Passover, Easter and Ramadan in one week??!!
Gals of Abraham riseee up!
Fuck me is anycunt no in this film?
(congratulatory)https://t.co/syeEYmMv2s
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https://t.co/WtEIMszyLBpic.twitter.com/eBsU6K53sO
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Guy, GUYS, its happened!pic.twitter.com/rkpSpXPrYj
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BREAKING: Sheridan Smith is set to star in an itv drama based on the 3pm government emergency alert.
she will be playing the alert.pic.twitter.com/BIAvQPqctY
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Theyre going to rule the shit out of Narnia https://t.co/KYVGDihVkA
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Everyone talking about the coronation bringing the country together.
and skipped offpic.twitter.com/sozkE2eMeL
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“guess how many points Finland have got.
go on, guess!
it’s not hard, just guess!
it’s JUST A BIT OF FUN Hannah, just!
don’t be boooring, just TAKE A GUESS!
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Nice to see they brought two spare Camillas just incasepic.twitter.com/U2FkUeenY7
73. worried theyre going to get flagged as Big Drugs or something.
massive michael tabspic.twitter.com/IrDmhxkzI1
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I have just seen this in an American Six shocking things about British houses videopic.twitter.com/x53JadQOyJ
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NO NOTES HEREhttps://t.co/oKeB2syVvvpic.twitter.com/D13dC3I9L3
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There’s only one reporter you’d want for this storypic.twitter.com/uSW0wES5Yr
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Tories unveil their new election sloganpic.twitter.com/WUbSVSYG5d
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Man returns from the future to report on the Schofield story to himselfpic.twitter.com/VmWWOJbGlz
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His job is just Speechpic.twitter.com/lAWZoGnceT
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Finally caved & put the heating onpic.twitter.com/fsE2gZQZba
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i just dont care anymorepic.twitter.com/B45aowOBPj
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Getting older is watching more and more of the people in your life do half-marathons
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Working the week before Christmas:pic.twitter.com/hnqGlFKmB2
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The IPA lads have gone too far this time cbapic.twitter.com/RIQAqVzBar
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The head of sixth form on non-uniform daypic.twitter.com/MUZJmOtML1
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You scumbag, you maggotpic.twitter.com/aqxx8LciQB
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